This summer, if you’re feeling brave (or perhaps a bit reckless), you can watch the iconic thriller “Jaws” while floating on open water at Beachside Billy’s, a water park located in Leander, Texas. For those of us who dread the thought of seaweed brushing against our legs, the idea of watching a shark movie in a lake might be more terrifying than thrilling. I mean, if something touches you in the water, isn’t it always a shark? Okay, it’s probably just seaweed, but let’s not let logic interfere with our panic!
At Beachside Billy’s, you can float on inflatable inner tubes while the horror unfolds on screen. Sure, it’s not the open ocean, but have you seen what lurks in lakes? I can already feel the anxiety setting in! Imagine it being dusk, your toes dangling in murky water, and every splash feels like a potential shark attack. Sounds like a recipe for some serious fun, right?
As if that wasn’t enough, their promotional video reveals that scuba divers will be lurking in the water, discreetly pinching tubers and using red lights to heighten the fright factor. What a way to induce a mini heart attack! I can only imagine bursting into tears and accidentally kicking a diver in their sensitive areas.
For $55, you get a Jaws-themed inner tube and an illustrated pint glass while watching the film. Is that worth the chance of a water scare? Some adventurous souls might think so, but I’m definitely not signing up for this aquatic nightmare. I’m seriously hoping this trend doesn’t catch on nationwide—my partner would probably drag me along for the ride!
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In summary, if you’re feeling adventurous and want to experience “Jaws” in a unique setting, Beachside Billy’s is offering a truly one-of-a-kind experience. However, if the thought of floating above dark waters while watching a shark film sends chills down your spine, you might want to skip this one.