If you’ve been seeking the perfect excuse to unwind in the tub, these bath bombs are just the ticket. Bath bombs are trending, appearing everywhere from specialty boutiques to mainstream grocery stores. While they may have once been seen as a product for kids, there’s a brand that has cleverly tailored them for adults, and their witty names are enough to send us on an online shopping spree.
Whisky River Soap Company, known for its artisanal soaps, candles, and journals, truly shines with its collection of bath bombs. According to their website, “All product ideas are conceived in a now-defunct underground military training facility in an undisclosed location and transmitted via (low sodium) soup can to our brand-new, state-of-the-art, mid-century-modern-but-not-totally-IKEA offices in, like, Burbank or Dubuque. Somewhere like that.” It’s official: we’re smitten.
These delightful orbs come in an array of colors, scents, and cheeky names, each crafted to match your mood. Their names alone will have you chuckling all the way to the bathtub. Take, for example, the “F.M.L” bath bomb—perfect for those days when you’ve hit your limit. According to their description, “F.M.L.” is the ideal remedy for “It’s been a bad day, week, month, year … life. Oh well. Nothing like soaking in a margarita-infused tub to solve just about anything. And let’s be real—there’s no wrong way to enjoy a margarita bath.”
For those days when you’ve just run out of patience, consider the “Zero Fucks Given” bath bomb. The vibrant orange and white hue is a must when the world is throwing too much at you. This option is perfect for tuning out the noise, whether it’s the latest headlines or your kids lamenting about not having the latest gadget—it’s a classic case of selective hearing!
Other amusing choices include “Namaste” (“So let’s all take a moment to silently express our gratitude for yoga pants”), “#Blessed,” and “It’s Only Frickin’ Tuesday,” among many others. Our personal favorite? The “What kids?” bath bomb, which “smells like a locked door.” Because every parent deserves a slice of tranquility!
As stated on their website, Whisky River Soap Company prides itself on creating products locally, ensuring that you’re not just buying a humorous label wrapped around a mass-produced item. They believe in combining quality with humor, and we couldn’t agree more. At $8.95 each, these make for perfect holiday gifts or a well-deserved treat for yourself—check!
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In summary, these sassy bath bombs from Whisky River Soap Company are a delightful way to add humor and relaxation to your bath time routine. With their unique names and quality craftsmanship, they are definitely worth a try.