Updated: Dec. 3, 2020
Originally Published: May 21, 2017
When you become a parent, your instincts kick in, driving you to do whatever it takes to ensure your baby’s safety and happiness. Unfortunately, that often includes trying anything and everything to get them to sleep. A parenting hack recently circulating online exemplifies this frantic mindset.
A post featuring a gif on Imgur showcases a rather questionable method for lulling a baby to sleep using a KitchenAid mixer. At first glance, it seems ingeniously creative, but a moment of reflection reveals that the potential dangers far outweigh any possible benefits.
This hack starkly illustrates the notion that sleep deprivation, rather than necessity, is the true mother of invention. The individual behind this idea is undoubtedly a mix of brilliant, desperate, and perhaps a little unhinged.
Let’s be clear: strapping a sleeping infant to an electrical kitchen appliance isn’t exactly a sound parenting decision. While the mixer, paired with a white noise machine, may momentarily soothe your newborn, the risks are significant. It’s a concept that might sound appealing in a sleep-deprived haze but could quickly turn into a nightmare. One can only hope that the parents involved will reconsider their choices before something goes awry.
As expected, the Reddit community has had a field day weighing in on this unconventional parenting strategy. Some users jumped straight to criticisms, while others speculated on the latest trends among parents. There are even some comments that provide actual insights on safe sleeping practices, reminding new parents of the importance of caution.
As a mother of a 16-month-old myself, I understand the lengths we go to for a moment of peace. There have been countless times my husband and I have resorted to various strategies to coax our little one into slumber—be it co-sleeping, driving around the block, or simply enduring the cries. While we never considered attaching our child to any appliances, I can empathize with the sheer desperation that can lead to such decisions.
Kudos to these parents for thinking outside the box, but let’s hope that the brief sleep they managed to achieve through this method prompts a more rational approach and that they return the mixer to its rightful place in the kitchen. For more insights on parenting and home insemination, check out this resource. For those interested in at-home insemination kits, consider visiting this helpful link.
In summary, the Blender Baby Hack serves as a humorous yet cautionary tale about the extremes parents may go to in their pursuit of sleep. While innovation can stem from desperation, safety should always come first.