Menu: Parenting
By: Jenna Smith
Updated: Sep. 8, 2017
Originally Published: May 18, 2017
If the sight of pastel-hued, frothy beverages at your local coffee shop makes you cringe, you’re in for a treat. Enter the goth latte, a dark brew that speaks to your soul.
Charcoal lattes are making waves, and they’re as shadowy as your wittiest quip. The secret ingredient? Activated charcoal, which not only gives the drink its deep black color but also has health benefits. Who knew something you typically apply to your skin could be sipped? It reminds me of those old ABC after-school specials where a character faced the consequences of poor choices and had to drink charcoal at the hospital. Where did those cautionary tales go?
Though these goth lattes carry hashtags like #superfoodlatte and #wellness, they might just be more grating than those whimsical unicorn drinks. Sugar-free and lactose-free? Sure, those sound appetizing. But a striking shot of a black latte paired with black nails? Now that’s a vibe we can get behind.
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In summary, goth lattes are here to challenge the rainbow trend, serving up a dark, delicious alternative for those who prefer their beverages as bold as their personality.
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