By: Jordan Matthews
Updated: March 12, 2021
Originally Published: Jan. 12, 2017
Every parent experiences those fleeting moments of doubt—those instances where one wonders if life would be simpler, less hectic, or even less costly without the chaos of children.
I had one of those moments over winter break when my toddler caught the stomach bug that seemed to be sweeping through our community. I adore my kids and the thought of life without them is unfathomable; it’s not like I could simply erase that chapter of my life. Yet, in the midst of the chaos, I found myself feeling overwhelmed.
Let me be clear: I absolutely abhor vomiting. It’s a universal truth that no one enjoys it, but my disdain runs particularly deep. I want to wage war against it. If I could confront vomiting itself in a dimly lit alley, I would declare, “My name is Jordan Matthews, and you have invaded my family’s peace. Prepare for a reckoning!” And then I’d watch it squirm.
Yes, I’m aware that some might counter with tales of morning sickness or the trials of childbirth. But my battles are my own. Nausea is another foe I dread, and while I know that the act of throwing up can sometimes bring relief, I refuse to give in. I will fight that urge for as long as possible, no matter how futile.
However, there are moments when resistance is futile—like when your little one awakens from a nap, covered in vomit. Suddenly, the joys of parenting morph into a chaotic frenzy of cleaning up messes, and inevitably, you find yourself entangled in the mess too. It’s a grim reality: the stomach bug has likely claimed more than just your innocent child.
Once you enter the world of parenthood, contracting a stomach bug becomes almost a rite of passage. It’s as if every child brings a little germ factory into your home. When a baby arrives, there should be signs that say, “Congratulations, you are now the proud parent of a vomit-producing machine!”
Unfortunately, I didn’t have such a sign when my little one woke up in a state of distress. I was too busy dousing myself in hand sanitizer, trying to ward off the impending doom of the norovirus. This virus doesn’t just linger; it attacks relentlessly, seeking to unleash its havoc and wreak havoc on your household.
If you have children in daycare or school, get ready for the inevitable. Your home will become a battleground against a variety of germs, each more persistent than the last. The stomach bug is particularly notorious, capable of turning an entire family into a quivering mass of fatigue and discomfort.
Fortunately, my toddler bounced back quickly, but my partner and I were not so lucky. We spent the next 24 hours grappling with the aftereffects of the bug, trying to manage our healthy, energetic child while feeling like we were on the brink of collapse. It was a unique kind of chaos—certainly preferable to worrying about dehydration, but still incredibly taxing.
And then there’s the added frustration when your older child somehow escapes unscathed. I wouldn’t wish illness on anyone, but if there were a candidate, it would be my hyperactive, demanding six-year-old. At the very least, it might teach him the value of staying in bed past dawn!
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In summary, parenting brings joy but also a fair share of challenges, including the unwelcome presence of stomach bugs. While the chaos can be overwhelming, it is part of the journey many parents face.
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