As my family stands on the brink of a new chapter, we find ourselves grappling with the realization that Santa Claus is indeed a fictional figure. The gifts that are carefully arranged beneath our Christmas tree are all sourced from local retailers or delivered through discreet brown boxes from online stores, often laden with enticing discounts and deals. In this scenario, there are no elves involved.
My eldest daughter, who has cherished the magic of Santa Claus and the spirit of Christmas more than any child I know, is beginning to voice her doubts—something common for her age. Frankly, it surprises me that a sixth-grader has held on to her belief in Santa for this long. However, it seems that the moment of truth has arrived.
I had anticipated this day for years, preparing myself for what I feared might be the last Christmas filled with Santa’s joy, only to be met with another holiday season each time. We would send off more wish lists to the North Pole, leave out cookies, and place carrots on our doorstep for the hard-working reindeer. Yet, this year feels distinctly different; it marks the end of the Santa Claus era for my firstborn. Surprisingly, I find myself at peace with this transition. I have always loved the magic of Christmas, but I am ready to embrace a world without Santa.
(Note: My youngest still believes, but once one domino falls, it is often not long before the next one follows.)
Having grown up in a household where Santa played a significant role, and having emerged unscathed from the realization that he was not the source of our gifts, there was no question we would carry on this cherished tradition. However, we did more than simply adopt it; we fully embraced it. On Christmas Eve, we would take a few bites of each cookie left for Santa, but my commitment to the myth extended beyond that. I would quietly sneak outside to nibble on a dozen raw carrots, attempting to mimic a reindeer’s bite while trying to suppress my gag reflex. I prefer my carrots sautéed with balsamic glaze, which is quite the contrast to the cold, glitter-covered carrots left outside for our imaginary friends.
One of my most successful strategies for perpetuating the Santa myth was my genius use of Play-Doh. While many parents might enjoy this common Christmas gift, I personally find it loathsome—the texture, the smell, and how it inevitably makes its way into the fibers of our carpet. Yet, without fail, a fresh box would appear under our tree each year. My daughter would insist, “Santa must be real because Daddy would never buy us Play-Doh!” My clever ruse worked well for years, but now it is time to set aside such tricks.
Indeed, it is a lie—the only one I have ever told my daughters (okay, there’s also the Tooth Fairy)—but it’s a beautiful deception that has provided my children with memories far richer than anything my wife and I could have created alone. When she ultimately acknowledges that she no longer believes in Santa, I will present her with a single yellow tub of Play-Doh, adorned with a shiny bow. I envision a moment filled with understanding, a smile, a tear, and a hug that encompasses over a decade of love, joy, and holiday wonder.
If you think I’m not a little misty-eyed as I write this, you’re mistaken.
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In summary, while the myth of Santa Claus may fade, the memories and joy that accompany the holiday season will endure. Embracing this transition can open new avenues for creating meaningful experiences with your family.
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