As a child, my house was the go-to hangout for my friends. Nestled conveniently on their way home from school, it became a social hub thanks to my parents, who were always welcoming others into our home. They wanted to know who my sister and I spent time with, and that openness led to many afternoons filled with laughter and fun. Our living room, kitchen, backyard, and pool often bustled with kids, all enjoying each other’s company.
While my parents kept rules to a minimum, the one non-negotiable was respect. This principle encompassed how we treated our home, property, and each other. As my own children start inviting friends over, I find myself following the same philosophy. I enjoy knowing where my kids are and who they’re with, and I’m not overly concerned with a little noise or mess. If they spill some Legos or put on a fashion show with dress-up clothes, it’s all part of the fun. But if there’s any hint of disrespect? You bet that’ll get you sent home faster than you can shout “Minecraft,” my little friend.
With that in mind, here’s my take on the house rules under the overarching theme of “Don’t be a nuisance when you’re at my place.”
- Be Kind.
If I catch you bossing others around, snatching toys, or engaging in any form of roughhousing, it’s game over. My own kids aren’t perfect either, and if they start acting up, you’ll have to go home too. Kindness is key—take turns, share, and remember the basics of being considerate. - Exercise Common Sense and Respect Our Space.
When I was young, I would never invade my friends’ parents’ private spaces. Kids, my bedroom is off-limits. There are no toys here. If I say, “Don’t climb on the patio table,” or “Don’t mess with that electric drill in the garage,” take me seriously! There are plenty of fun alternatives—video games, outdoor sports, or just about any toy available. - When I say play outside, do it.
Sometimes I need a moment of peace, or maybe the weather isn’t great for indoor fun. We have a sprawling yard, a swing set, and a stash of water guns. Just remember, my kids were sent out too—fair is fair! - Stay Out of My Pantry.
I love providing snacks, which is why I stock up at Costco. I’ll lay out choices that suit my kids—fruit snacks, popsicles, apple slices, and goldfish crackers. If you’re hungry, just ask; don’t go rummaging through the kitchen. - Go Home When I Ask You To.
Don’t keep ringing the doorbell if I say it’s not a good time. Usually, I’m happy to welcome you in, but some days, I just can’t handle any extra chaos. If I do let you in, be aware that I’ll let you know when it’s time to leave with a polite hint like, “Thanks for coming! It’s time to head home!” - No Stealing My Kids’ Stuff.
Trading toys is fine, but if you sneak something into your pocket without permission, that’s a surefire way to get uninvited in the future. My kids may have cool stuff, but those toys belong here. - Mind Your Bathroom Etiquette.
Feel free to use the bathroom, but please aim properly, flush, and wash your hands. My kids are already a handful, and I don’t need to be cleaning up after everyone else.
So there you have it! You’re welcome to be loud, play, and enjoy our snacks—just keep it respectful.
Oh, and one last thing: if you’re curious about home insemination, check out this excellent resource for more information. For anyone considering artificial insemination, our other post on DIY insemination kits could be enlightening.
See you kids tomorrow!
Summary: This article outlines essential house rules for neighborhood kids visiting, emphasizing respect, kindness, and common sense while providing a fun and welcoming environment.