Although I was born in Canada and spent some time in Illinois, my upbringing in Wisconsin shaped my outlook on life. Here’s what I learned during those formative years.
Stop Complaining.
Midwesterners are known for their kindness, but they also exhibit remarkable resilience in challenging situations. For instance, when “Sconnie” parents face 31 inches of snow on Halloween, they won’t be canceling the festivities. Sure, it might take Junior a bit longer to go trick-or-treating, but trudging through snowdrifts while collecting candy is part of the adventure, right? After all, what else would you use that Toro 18 inch Electric Power Curve Snow Thrower for, if not to tackle the snow while dressed as a superhero? Seriously, just stop your complaining.
It’s Not ‘Soda’; It’s ‘Pop.’
Who even says “soda”? Certainly not anyone from Wisconsin!
Every Season Has Its Purpose.
The seasons in Wisconsin follow a specific rhythm: Packers, Brewers, Packers, and then the time for House Lights. December is a unique season when the focus shifts from sports to illuminating our homes with dazzling decorations that might make your neighbors squint. Lawn ornaments, particularly fake deer munching on invisible berries, are also very popular here.
Our Work Ethic is Renowned.
When fresh graduates emerge from the University of Wisconsin (my alma mater—go Badgers!) and its affiliated schools, they are quickly sought after in bustling cities like New York, Boston, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Washington, D.C. Employers appreciate their politeness and lack of entitlement. They are eager to take on tasks like fetching coffee or managing Google Docs, understanding that hard work leads to advancement. No Wisconsin native brags about hitting the big time before 30; we simply put in the effort without excuses.
Cheese is Essential.
A slice of sharp cheddar can remedy almost any situation. During particularly tough times, we might even reach for some savory Swiss. Trust me on this one.
If You Can’t Water Ski Up North, You’ve Got a Problem.
Let’s head to the lake—any of the 15,000 in Wisconsin—grab the family, camp out, light a fire, and roast s’mores. If you can’t water ski, you might want to rethink your skills.
Respect Your Elders.
You’ll rarely see young people talking back to their parents in this part of the Midwest. Local mega-churches, which are found on nearly every corner, instill values of honoring one’s parents, and kids here certainly take that to heart.
Cow-Tipping is Real.
Not everyone resides on a farm in Wisconsin, but you’ll usually find one nearby. Yes, cow-tipping has been known to occur among bored teens on Friday nights after the local football game. However, I advise against trying this at home.
Friday Nights Are for Fish Frys.
Regardless of whether you’re in Fond du Lac, Milwaukee, Madison, or Green Bay, a Friday night fish fry is a must. If it’s a TGIF, you and your family are probably heading out for deep-fried cod and crispy potato sticks, ideally served in a lively church basement. If you’re in Sun Prairie, Buck & Honey’s comes highly recommended.
Brats Are Not Spoiled Children.
Brats—pronounced “brahts”—are a type of sausage that deserves your respect (and a generous helping of sauerkraut). Never confuse a bratwurst with a hot dog, or you might find yourself in trouble.
Beer is a Cultural Staple.
If you’re over 18, chances are we’re looking the other way regarding beer consumption. If you’re underage, just avoid places where you might be carded, and definitely don’t drink and drive. But if you happen to enjoy a cold one at a friend’s barbecue, we can understand. Beer is more than a beverage; it’s a mindset. Wisconsinites love their locally brewed options, such as Leinenkugel’s and Capital Brewery. If you’re fortunate to live in beautiful Madison, you might be enjoying a beer on the university’s picturesque terrace overlooking Lake Mendota. This is why many of us choose to stay or return home.
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Summary:
Growing up in Wisconsin instills a strong sense of resilience, a unique cultural identity, and a deep appreciation for the simple joys of life, such as cheese, fish frys, and the outdoors. The work ethic and respect for tradition shape the character of its people, making them valued contributors wherever they might go.
Keyphrase: Growing up in Wisconsin
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