For ages, society has depicted women as the weaker sex—more emotional, less intelligent, and lacking a sense of humor. Yet the women I know are anything but that; they are resilient, wise, witty, and downright hilarious. Despite the countless battles for equal pay and autonomy over our bodies, we find ourselves still fighting. (Another day, another 77 cents, right, ladies?) In a world where our uteruses are more regulated than firearms, we continue to face challenges, including a certain self-proclaimed grabber in the highest office.
But it’s 2023, and we’ve had enough. Women aren’t apologizing anymore. Here’s a collection of side-splitting tweets that will resonate with every woman, especially those of us who’ve lost our patience with nonsense.
Let’s start with the essentials:
And then the nonessentials:
Which some women consider must-haves:
Men expect us to wear makeup, but not too much:
Our skin must be flawless even though they often overlook their own:
Men’s grooming products? That’s a mystery in itself:
And heaven forbid the products for men and women ever get mixed up:
There’s a lot that men simply don’t get about women:
Even those with trendy man-buns:
Some men seem utterly oblivious to what women truly want:
When all we really desire is equality.
If only there were a term for that…
Oh, I can hear your thoughts:
But given the negativity surrounding the term feminism, maybe we need a fresh label:
It should be common sense to demand equal rights:
The double standards are getting tiresome:
Not to mention the unrealistic expectations we face:
So, let’s establish new rules—actually, two new rules:
Because at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter:
And honestly, we don’t care about their opinions on our birth control either:
(For clarity, this is how women feel about contraception:)
We’re done with being overly polite and apologizing for our desires:
In fact, we’re reveling in our newfound power:
Get ready, because women are done tolerating the status quo, and we’re prepared to reclaim our voices.
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In summary, women have a unique humor that often reflects our experiences, frustrations, and triumphs. These tweets serve as a reminder of the strength and resilience that we share.