As the festive season approaches, the excitement of Christmas often collides with the chaos that comes with motherhood. The endless task of wrapping gifts can feel overwhelming, and let’s be honest—what do we really get in return for our tireless efforts? A clay bowl shaped like an elephant that resembles a lump? Sure, I cherish the handmade gifts, but this year, I’m yearning for something a bit different. Here’s my holiday wish list:
- A Pain-Free Body
I dream of legs that don’t ache after standing all day and a back that doesn’t feel like it’s been through a wrestling match after lifting my children countless times. And let’s not forget arms that don’t scream in agony after dragging a tantruming child from the toy aisle! - A Waistline
Can I please have my waist back? It seems to have vanished during pregnancy and is in hiding. - A Car Ride Without Kid Music
I long for a car ride where the soundtrack isn’t the Frozen soundtrack on loop. Seriously, let it go, Elsa! - Fingerprint-Resistant Windows and Mirrors
I’d love to gaze out my kitchen window without seeing a smudged mess. And how about food-resistant surfaces? When baby throws peas, they shouldn’t stick! - Uninterrupted Phone Conversations
Is it too much to ask for a phone call longer than ten minutes without refereeing a sibling showdown or hiding in the laundry room for peace? - A Gym Membership
I’d love a gym membership, plus some time to actually use it without feeling too exhausted to go. My gym clothes deserve more than just being my everyday attire! - Siblings Who Get Along
It seems my kids can’t stop bickering! Someone should warn new parents that they’ll become full-time referees once the second child arrives. - A Year’s Worth of Chocolate
I want a stash of good chocolate all to myself, no sharing, not even with my husband. And definitely no sneaking in the pantry! - Children Who Listen
At this point, my kids are better at ignoring me than the dog is. I could shout that the house is on fire, and they’d still be oblivious. - Stain-Free Clothes
Wouldn’t it be nice to get dressed without inspecting for mystery stains every morning? - A Hot Dinner
By the time I serve the kids, my food is cold. And why do they always think my meal looks better? - Ketchup as a Vegetable
I’m tired of nagging about vegetables. Let’s just declare ketchup a vegetable and save us all the trouble! - Yoga Pants as Business Casual
How much easier would life be if yoga pants were considered acceptable work attire? - Non-Kid TV Shows
I’d love a daytime show that isn’t on the Disney Channel—just one that allows me to stay awake and watch till the end. - Hot Coffee
Is it too much to ask for a cup of coffee that’s actually hot on the first sip, not after three trips to the microwave? - A 10-Minute Shower
I crave a shower without interruptions, where I can finally choose whether to shave or wash my hair. - French Fries as a Food Group
If scientists could just prove that French fries are essential, I’d be a mommy superstar! - Picture-Perfect Family Photos
I’d love just one picture where everyone is looking and smiling without being blurry! - Gift Cards for Shopping
I want plenty of gift cards to my favorite stores, along with a chance to shop without my kids tearing through the racks. - A Date Night
Parent-teacher conferences don’t count! I want a genuine night out at a restaurant with adult conversation—no crayons or spilled drinks allowed. - Instruments That Don’t Hurt My Ears
Please invent musical instruments that are soothing and don’t make the dog bark or my head hurt during practice.
Being a mom is incredibly fulfilling, and while I adore my kids, it’s perfectly normal to crave a little “me time.” Here’s hoping our loved ones are taking notes! For those considering starting a family, check out this excellent resource for insights on pregnancy and home insemination. And if you’re interested in exploring options for assisted reproduction, this post might catch your eye.
In summary, this holiday season, let’s not forget to wish for what truly matters to us Moms!