Are you fed up with that one friend who insists on sharing their daily workout routine on social media at the crack of dawn? If so, you’re in for a treat with this hilarious video rant that’s taking the internet by storm.
Comedian and mother of three, Lisa Morgan, the creative force behind the popular Facebook page “I’m Not Doing That”, has struck a chord with her latest skit. Using playful Snapchat filters and a comically squeaky voice, Lisa hilariously captures the essence of all the mundane tasks she refuses to undertake, including the endless discussions about extreme fitness regimes.
Let’s be real for a moment—exercise braggers are possibly the most annoying breed of social media users. Lisa kicks off her segment with a sarcastic nod to her early-rising CrossFit friends: “Thanks for keeping us in the loop on Facebook at 5 AM about your sweat sessions.” And honestly, who wouldn’t want to know that they’re up before the sun, slaying workouts while the rest of us are blissfully snoozing? Would their workout even count if they didn’t share it with their 800 Facebook friends?
With sharp wit, Lisa conveys how she feels about the endless updates on “as many reps as possible” (a.k.a. AMRAPs), dubbing it “valuable information.” And then she drops the ultimate truth bomb: “Is that what you want to hear? That you’re better than me?”
This raises a valid point. Why can’t these fitness enthusiasts just create a private Facebook group to share their workout victories without the rest of us having to witness their triumphs while we enjoy a large muffin on the couch? If we were interested in joining, we’d already know where the gym is located.
Lisa goes on to express her thoughts bluntly: “Sure, I could join, but I didn’t have ‘face my mortality’ on my agenda today. I think I’ll pass. I’m pretty sure wall balls and bear crawls aren’t on my bucket list.”
If you’re a dedicated CrossFit enthusiast or an early morning gym-goer, kudos to you! I genuinely admire your commitment. However, my Facebook friends remain blissfully unaware of my own gym habits because I respect their disinterest.
Lisa perfectly encapsulates our sentiments, declaring, “I’d rather stub my toe on a bed frame than be caught dead in a CrossFit class.” And let’s be honest, no one wants to hear about your workout escapades at 5 AM.
To sum up, this lighthearted rant serves as a reminder that while we respect fitness goals, there’s a time and place for sharing. If you’re curious about home insemination options, check out this resource on pregnancy and home insemination for some great insights. Also, for those considering a DIY route, you might want to explore our guide to at-home insemination kits.