I absolutely adore the internet. It provides companionship, endless laughter, fascinating information, and, let’s not forget, the wonders of online shopping. But nothing is more frustrating than missing the live airing of a show I’ve been eagerly anticipating. Not only do I have to wait for a more opportune moment to catch up, but I also need to steer clear of my favorite companion — the internet — until I’m all caught up.
Why, you ask? Because the digital landscape can be a minefield of spoilers.
Nothing ignites my frustration quite like scrolling through my social media feed, only to stumble upon some random person, let’s say, “Tommy Troublemaker,” revealing a shocking plot twist about my favorite series. “NOOOOO!!! (insert beloved character’s name) is dead!”
Why, Tommy, why? I always knew I didn’t like that guy.
With the amount of time people spend on social media daily (and believe me, it’s a staggering figure), it should be universally acknowledged that sharing spoilers is downright rude. Just adding a “SPOILER ALERT” before laying out an entire season’s plot of Stranger Things doesn’t make it acceptable. My eyes still wandered, and I saw your spoiler, so, you’re basically a jerk.
In today’s world, encountering a spoiler is akin to entering your local coffee shop, standing in line, and having someone rush in to whisper, “By the way, Sarah is Mark’s secret lover, and Jessica pushed her off a cliff after discovering the affair,” right in your ear before darting back outside. You’re left shocked and furious, and your viewing experience is ruined.
Oh, and if you have no clue who Sarah, Mark, or Jessica are, that’s because they’re entirely fictitious. I’m not a spoiler-loving fiend.
Sadly, this situation happens all too often, forcing fans to isolate themselves from the internet until they can catch up on their favorite shows. That’s a bummer. And please, don’t come to me complaining about wanting to share your thoughts on shows with friends. You can absolutely do that, but find a more appropriate setting — like a private Facebook group that won’t spoil things for everyone else. Or join a forum. Or, you know, have an actual conversation with someone in real life about that character from This Is Us who had an emotional breakthrough that had you both in tears. It’s called bonding.
When a recent episode of Game of Thrones was leaked, I stumbled upon a major spoiler for one of the most iconic scenes before it even aired! I’ve mentally added that person to my “names I won’t forget” list because that’s an entirely new level of spoiler offense. There’s no justification for sharing a significant plot twist before most viewers have had a chance to tune in. I wanted to ask that person who hurt them to become this way, then yell, “I don’t care!” before sending them off to my dragons.
Discussing pivotal moments on platforms like Facebook and Twitter is inconsiderate. I don’t care how thrilled or devastated you are about a character’s fate. Text your friends about it, but only after confirming they’re up-to-date. Spoiling a show for someone who missed it because they had to attend a family commitment is a surefire way to break friendships.
So, let’s make a pact. Repeat after me: Valar Nospoilerus. All individuals must refrain from posting spoilers.
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In summary, the internet is a fantastic place, but it can also be a spoiler-filled nightmare for avid TV watchers. Respect the viewing experience of others and keep those plot twists to yourself until everyone has had a chance to enjoy the show.
Keyphrase: Spoiler Alert Etiquette
Tags: spoilers, social media, TV shows, viewing experience, internet behavior, friendships, family planning