As summer winds down, you might be planning an enjoyable weekend, but brace yourself for a horror that no one asked for: an all-clown screening of Stephen King’s “It” in Austin, Texas. Yes, you read that correctly—a theater has decided to make our deepest fears a reality by inviting patrons to watch this chilling adaptation surrounded by individuals dressed as Pennywise and other clowns. Talk about a nightmare!
Brought to you by the same team that organized all-women screenings for “Wonder Woman,” Alamo Drafthouse in Austin is both a source of entertainment and sheer panic. Imagine sitting in a dark theater, not just with regular moviegoers, but with a sea of clowns. It’s enough to make anyone’s heart race, and let’s be honest, it might lead to some unfortunate accidents.
The film itself is spine-chilling, so why would anyone want to enhance the terror by immersing themselves in a crowd of clown enthusiasts? For those brave souls who dare to attend, the theater’s website encourages guests to come decked out in their best clown attire. “Please arrive in your own Pennywise best and be ready to float with us,” the announcement reads. As if we needed more reasons to say no!
The event doesn’t stop with the screening; there’s also a pre-party featuring face-painters for last-minute clown “touch-ups,” a photo booth, raffles, and what they call “terrifying merriment.” Merriment? More like a nightmare fest!
This clown-themed event is scheduled at three Alamo theaters, and one location has already sold out. However, there are still tickets available at the Slaughter Lane venue—yes, Slaughter Lane! Who thought this was a good idea?
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Summary
An all-clown screening of ‘It’ is set to take place in Austin, Texas, where attendees are encouraged to dress as clowns for the event. This terrifying twist on a horror film night promises to be a unique but unsettling experience that few might dare to attend.