Let’s kick this off with a confession: I’ve never indulged in a Pumpkin Spice Latte. While I enjoy coffee and appreciate a good latte, the thought of sipping on a hot pumpkin concoction doesn’t quite do it for me. Yet, for many across the nation, Pumpkin Spice Lattes are a seasonal delight akin to cozy sweaters and falling leaves. And now, in the sweltering heat of August, Starbucks has decided to bottle this beloved drink.
Yes, you read that correctly—bottled Pumpkin Spice Iced Lattes will soon hit grocery store shelves nationwide. Because, apparently, if you can’t get enough of that hot pumpkin flavor, a chilled version might just be your jam.
As someone who doesn’t quite grasp the pumpkin spice phenomenon, the idea of returning from a sunny beach day and pouring myself a glass of cold pumpkin isn’t particularly enticing. However, there’s no denying the popularity of this drink; according to industry reports, Starbucks has sold over 200 million Pumpkin Spice Lattes since their debut in 2003. That’s a staggering amount of pumpkin goodness—clearly, “A Whole Mess of Hot Pumpkin” could easily be the title of a new reality series!
Interestingly, the drink has its own Twitter persona, known as “the Real PSL,” complete with a cup donning orange sunglasses and a following of over 108,000 fans. This account even follows a surprising mix of personalities, from Captain Obvious of Hotels.com to local morning news anchors.
And if you thought bottled iced pumpkin lattes were the extent of Starbucks’ offerings, think again! On top of this, the coffee giant has introduced Pumpkin Spice Flavored Ground Coffee made from fair-trade beans. Not to mention, Pumpkin Spice K-Cup Pods and VIA Instant Pumpkin Spice Lattes are already available. Because who wouldn’t want to make instant coffee even more festive while camping? I mean, bears might not fancy pumpkins, right? Oh wait.
Kudos to all the PSL enthusiasts out there! Enjoy your seasonal treats while the rest of us patiently await the return of hot chocolate season—because, let’s be real, it’s still August, and that’s just how it is.
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In summary, while we may not understand the obsession with pumpkin spice, it’s clear that Starbucks is ready to cater to its fan base with bottled options. Let’s just remember that it’s still summer, and there’s plenty of time before the fall festivities truly begin.