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I’m a freelance writer who contributes to Home Insemination Kit, where I add a humorous twist to the challenges and delights of parenting. My work primarily resonates with parents of younger school-aged children, as I’m currently navigating this phase of life myself.
I hold a Bachelor of Science in Kinesiology from Michigan State University and a Doctorate in Physical Therapy from Des Moines University. After spending 12 years in clinical practice, I now work remotely within the healthcare sector.
In my spare time, I’m working on various personal writing endeavors and manage a parenting blog at mommingtonfumes.com. Inspired by my experiences with my two young kids, I created an online account dedicated to parenting humor that has struck a chord with many parents and caregivers. My mission is to shed light on the fact that while parenting can be overwhelming and emotional, it’s possible to find humor amidst the chaos!
Let’s Be Honest
I’m Messy & I’m Done Having Feelings About It
By CJ Kelsey
No one’s perfect, and it’s perfectly okay to not have it all figured out.
Slow Down
My Daughter Is 7 Going On 17 & I Don’t Know How To Handle It
By CJ Kelsey
Bras, phones, boyfriends — she wants it all. Enough already!
My Kid Refuses To Throw Anything Out
By CJ Kelsey
Sometimes her collections — from candy wrappers to random bits of trash — can be more than a little problematic.
Is It Too Late To Become A ‘Yes’ Mom?
By CJ Kelsey
Candy for breakfast? At this point, why not?
Sunday Scaries Came For Me, & I Hid
By CJ Kelsey
Procrastination always wins, and I’m surprisingly okay with that. Am I still messing up?
This Gentle Parenting Stuff Sure Isn’t Easy
By CJ Kelsey
I often find myself plagued with doubts, especially regarding my parenting abilities.
I’m Done With New Year’s Resolutions
By CJ Kelsey
No more “new me.” I’m good enough as I am.
That Time My Kid Googled ‘Kissing’ On His School Computer
By CJ Kelsey
Reader, I panicked in that moment.
I’m A Hot Mess Mom, But I’m (Mostly) Ok With It
By CJ Kelsey
Every year, I promise myself that this will be the year things change.
I Was Not Prepared For Stinky Pits This Early
By CJ Kelsey
Honestly, I had no idea how to handle this situation.
Oh God, My Kid Is Just As Stubborn As Me
By CJ Kelsey
And then it hit me: I was losing a battle to a tiny version of myself.
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In summary, parenting can be messy and overwhelming, but finding humor in the chaos can make it all a bit easier. Embrace the imperfections and enjoy the ride!
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