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In the hunt for the Magic Mike star and his rumored love interest, Zoe Kravitz, a group of determined Brooklyn moms, humorously dubbed the “Mom Squad,” has created a group chat dedicated to all things Tatum-related.
According to reports, the chat has an enthusiastic vibe with messages like: “Has anyone seen CHANNING TATUM with ZOË KRAVITZ? They’ve been spotted around Williamsburg. My mission this week is to track them down. WHO’S WITH ME?”
Another member chimed in with, “I heard she lives on South [BLEEP] Street. I think we should split into teams to cover more ground from Leonard to [BLEEP] Street.”
One lucky squad member even spotted the couple: “I saw them strolling through McCarren Park! I almost tossed my baby at them to strike up a conversation!”
While some on social media warned Tatum to “LOCK YOUR DOORS,” it’s clear that these moms are adept at tracking down even the most elusive of celebrities. After all, if they can sift through their kids’ backpacks to find a school login or decode a third-grader’s answer of “fine” to “How was school?”, finding a hunky movie star trying to lay low is a walk in the park.
I have no doubt these determined women have not only located Tatum but could also provide a detailed report on his skincare routine or the settings on his grooming tools. Don’t underestimate a mother on a mission!
For those interested in joining this “Mom Squad,” it’s worth noting that, according to Jeffrey Lichtman, a New York City harassment attorney, tracking someone down can sometimes cross legal lines, so it’s best to stay within the law.
In the meantime, Evan Ross Katz humorously reminded fellow moms to stay sane and safe while navigating this sisterhood. And while Tatum is a heartthrob, let’s not forget to appreciate Zoe in her roles, especially in Big Little Lies—seriously, we wish High Fidelity had AT LEAST two more seasons!
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Summary
A group of Brooklyn moms, humorously called the “Mom Squad,” has formed a text chain to track down actor Channing Tatum and his rumored girlfriend Zoe Kravitz. Their humorous messages reflect their determination and playful spirit as they embark on this mission, showcasing the lengths a mother will go for a celebrity sighting.
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Brooklyn Mom Squad Chasing Channing Tatum
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