I have a passion for cooking, rooted in my childhood where both my parents crafted delicious homemade dishes—from peach cobbler to pizzas and donuts. They possess culinary skills that could easily win any baking contest, instilling in my siblings and me a fondness for kitchen adventures.
As I grew older, I realized the reason for our constant supply of homemade bread and chocolate chip cookies was that my parents couldn’t afford store-bought treats on my father’s single income, supporting a family of six. I have vivid memories of family dinners featuring liver, heart, and onions from deer my father had hunted and processed himself.
So, when I stumbled upon the “Emergency Steak” recipe, originally featured in a 1950s Betty Crocker cookbook and recently resurfacing online, it piqued my curiosity. I found a particular five-star version suggesting I cut the faux steak into strips, coat it in egg and flour, and fry it up. I imagined it would taste like the chicken fried steak my dad made on chilly nights, and I was convinced my kids would love it enough to make it a family favorite.
I shared the plan with my three children, who eagerly anticipated the steak. However, I conveniently omitted the fact that this “steak” was actually a meatloaf made from ground beef, milk, and — shockingly — Wheaties.
After gathering all my ingredients from the store, I set out to create a fantastic Friday night dinner, buoyed by a reviewer claiming her family adored it. The odds were in my favor, or so I thought.
What unfolded was nothing short of a disaster. Instead of enjoying a cozy family meal, we were met with gagging, poking, and my desperate attempts to keep my composure. I knew I had followed the recipe correctly, having reviewed it multiple times. After allowing my mixture of beef, milk, onions, and Wheaties to chill in the fridge, I attempted to cut it into strips for frying.
That plan quickly fell apart when I felt like I was handling cat food. The meat was far too mushy to cut, so I resorted to making patties, which only added to my discomfort. As I cooked, the kids asked why the kitchen smelled so awful. When they caught sight of the frying pan and the cereal box, they collectively announced they weren’t hungry. I lied, saying the Wheaties were for something else.
Frustration set in as I found burger and Wheaties everywhere, ruining my freshly manicured nails. I couldn’t present the dish in any appetizing way, and I doubted my kids would even consider tasting it after all the effort I’d put into a meal that even our dog wouldn’t touch.
Determined to salvage the situation, I took a bite, hoping it would be good enough to entice my kids. Unfortunately, I couldn’t even pretend to enjoy it. The flavor of Wheaties overwhelmed me; while I enjoy them plain, they don’t belong in a mix with meat, onions, and milk.
Ultimately, this “Emergency Steak” found its way to the trash, and I swore I’d never mix cereal with ground beef again. Even days later, the memory of that meal haunts me. Betty Crocker, I adore your recipes and cake mixes, but this concoction? What was I thinking? Trust me: just whip up a classic meatloaf instead.
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