I have a weakness for fast food, and I’m not ashamed to admit it. Just the other night, while enjoying a hard seltzer with my friend at the bar, I was abruptly drawn away from our serious conversation. On the large screen before me, a mesmerizing sight unfolded: the creation of KFC’s new donut fried chicken sandwich. In that moment, I knew I had to try it. It was utterly captivating.
I’ve always been a fan of sweet and savory combinations, and I could already tell that this sandwich was going to elevate my taste buds to new heights. I wasn’t mistaken. I understand that this culinary adventure isn’t for everyone—no one should feel pressured to eat what they don’t want. But I was ready, and I was craving it fiercely.
I brought my three teenagers along for the ride. They love fried chicken, but they were initially hesitant about diving into the fried-chicken-donut experience like I was. However, their curiosity piqued as soon as the aroma of the sweet, fried goodness reached their noses.
I opted for a private tasting in the car. While I usually pride myself on good manners, when glazed sauces and crispy meats are involved, my restraint might falter. I anticipated a messy situation and decided that indulging in my sandwich away from prying eyes was the best course of action. Thank goodness I always have wipes handy!
Watching the employee assemble my sandwich was nothing short of a spectacle. She started by placing a freshly fried donut into the container, then expertly drizzled it with glaze from a squirt bottle. I felt like bursting into song right there, something like:
“So c’mon, take a bottle, shake it up,
Break the bubble, break it up.
Pour some sugar on me,
Ooh, in the name of love…”
Next came the piece of chicken, plump and tantalizing. That’s when I really began to salivate. Another drizzle of glaze topped it off, followed by a second donut. Yes, folks, this creation features not one, but two donuts. No cutting it in half here!
As I raced back to the car, the intoxicating smells enveloped me. Upon opening my lunch, I was hit with a wave of warmth and freshness. The sandwich was moist (I know some people dislike that word, but it’s the only one that fits). The donut was sweet, but not overwhelmingly so, and the chicken was cooked to perfection, with a delightful balance of salt and sugar. I found myself reluctant to share with my kids who eagerly awaited their turn.
I was taken aback when my youngest, who’s 13 and has a notoriously selective palate, practically snatched it from my hand. His usual diet consists of grilled cheese and the occasional cucumber, so getting him to try something new is usually a challenge. However, he devoured this sandwich as if I’d threatened to change the Wi-Fi password if he didn’t. “I love how there’s extra glaze in the container for dipping,” he remarked, and in that moment, I realized I’d raised a culinary genius! Without hesitation, I reclaimed the sandwich for a dip of my own. Why hadn’t I thought of that?
This sandwich was a revelation. My heart and arteries may have had a few complaints, but I can’t please everyone all the time. Would I order it again? Absolutely! This isn’t a one-and-done situation. It was warm, gooey, crispy, salty, and sweet—all the elements I crave in my food. I’d never tasted something that so perfectly combined all these sensations at once. I can’t wait to indulge again, and I might even find myself dreaming about it in the meantime. It was that extraordinary.
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In summary, KFC’s donut fried chicken sandwich is an indulgent treat that should not be missed. Its unique combination of flavors and textures creates a delightful experience that will leave food lovers craving more.
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