Let’s face it: when your period hits, laughter is probably the last thing on your mind. The discomfort of your body going through its monthly routine isn’t exactly a comedy show. However, as they say, laughter is the best medicine. That’s where these cheeky period jokes come into play!
Sure, they may not soothe those cramps like a heating pad or a tub of ice cream, but these jokes are guaranteed to keep you entertained (and possibly giggling) while you navigate those tough days. And if you’re feeling extra hormonal, you might want to check out our lighthearted takes on other topics, such as our amusing quips about breasts.
Period Jokes to Brighten Your Day
- Did you hear about the rapper who only performed during her period? They said she had a killer flow.
- Period: Guess who’s back…again!
Me: Ugh, can we take a break today?
Period: Come back in 9 months?
Me: Please, just stop singing! - This whole menstrual cycle is really cramping my style.
- What kind of bikes do women ride? Menstrual cycles!
- Girl: Hey, Mother Nature! It’s been a while.
Mother Nature: UTERUS PUNCH! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Tampon.
Tampon who? You know exactly who I am. - Periods teach you how to remove blood stains… which is probably why more men get caught for murder.
- A young woman walks into a pharmacy to buy tampons. She sees a promotion: five boxes for just a dollar. Thinking it’s a mistake, she asks the clerk. He replies, “Nope, it’s correct! For one week only, no strings attached.”
- In American Sign Language, the sign for having your period looks like punching yourself in the face. Feels about right!
- Guess those with irregular periods really go with the flow.
- What’s an ovary’s favorite type of TV show? Period dramas!
- Period: WAKE UP, YOU’VE GOT CRAMPS.
- Period: How about a whole chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: And also, how’s that back pain treating you? Let’s fix that with cookies! - Uterus: I didn’t bleed all day yesterday—so you should totally wear nice underwear.
Also Uterus: Surprise! - A woman’s period is like her body accidentally hitting caps lock on emotions once a month.
- Periods are wildly inconsistent. Sometimes it’s a gentle stream, other times it’s a full-on tidal wave!
- Those who exercise to relieve cramps are clearly preparing for the apocalypse.
- You know what my favorite mythical creatures are? The happy girls in tampon commercials.
- Getting your period feels like being attacked by a dementor. Happiness is nowhere to be found, and only chocolate can save you.
- Uterus: Oh, you have a packed schedule today?
Me: Please don’t.
Uterus: And a sleepover later?
Me: …
Uterus: What a shame it would be if something were to…
Me: …
Uterus: happen? - Me: *prepares with supplies*
Period: Nah.
Me: *wearing light-colored pants and no supplies*
Period: LET’S GET READY TO RUUUUMBLE! - Uterus: Your period is over now.
Uterus: 😊
Uterus: JK, here’s some brown sludge. - A woman complains about her terrible period. Her partner asks, “Are you sure you’re not ovary-acting?”
- Tampon boxes should contain prizes. Sure, your period is rough, but how about a discount on ice cream?
- When I’m on my period:
Person: Hey.
Me: Can you just… not? - If you tossed a tampon into a crowd of boys, they’d react like George in Monsters Inc. when he gets contaminated by a sock.
- Did you hear about that documentary screening on period jokes? The audience gave it a standing ovulation!
- I once panicked because I thought I’d been on my period for 23 days… then I realized it was only three hours.
- Me 80% of the time: *emotionless*
Me on my period: “Why am I crying?” “I DON’T KNOW!” - After an hour of cramps: “Ow, I can handle this.”
Uterus: “How about this?” *pain cranks up*
Me: “I hate you.”
Uterus: “Same.” - When you have cramps but haven’t started yet, it’s like your uterus is humming the Jaws theme.
- Getting out of the shower on your period? It’s a race against time and gravity.
- What do I loathe doing while on my period? Coughing, sneezing, laughing—pretty much everything!
- Why can’t periods just last an hour? Seriously, I get it—I’m not pregnant; you can go now!
- Me: I love babies! Can’t wait for my little one.
Period: *late by two hours*
Me: …. - Why do girls want to be mermaids?
– No pants.
– No periods.
– Perfect hair.
– NO PERIODS.
– And luring men to their doom. - Heat helps with cramps. You can use a heat pad or… just rip your uterus out and set it on fire. Much better!
- Me, writing in my shipwreck diary: “I should have enough food for a month.”
Period: “LOL.” - How do you confuse a historian? Hand them a tampon and ask what period it’s from.
Jokes about menstruation may not seem funny at first glance. But they can certainly lighten the mood during those monthly visits that we all dread. For more tips on navigating the world of home insemination, check out this insightful blog post here. If you’re considering starting a family, look into trusted resources like Cryobaby’s at-home insemination kit and learn more about the process at Healthline.
In summary, laughter can be the perfect antidote to the challenges of your monthly cycle. These jokes can help ease the discomfort and provide a much-needed distraction during those tough days.
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