The Jeado: A Summer Fashion Faux Pas?
If there’s one thing people adore, it’s their denim. It’s timeless, fashionable, and incredibly adaptable, fitting various occasions. However, come summer, the heat often demands a bit more skin exposure. Enter the jeado, an inventive yet somewhat terrifying solution that might just haunt your summer days.
The jeado is, unfortunately, precisely what it sounds like: a speedo designed to look like denim. For those moments when your jorts need to be even shorter—quite a bit shorter, actually.
While this trend is one that nobody asked for, it seems to share a kinship with other bizarre summer fashions. Remember when fluffy sandals from a certain brand took over? You might just find that they pair perfectly with your new jeado.
Currently available at the online retailer Shinesty, these swim briefs are not constructed from actual denim, but rather a polyester and spandex blend that mimics the look of jeans. You can choose from the standard blue jean style or opt for a more retro black or blue “assid wash” (yes, that’s a real term). The product description humorously appeals to those who are unabashedly confident in their style choices.
“They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world,” it states. “We’d lean towards agreeing. Our denim-inspired swim brief, or the Jeado, is akin to the above-ground hot tub of swimwear. Picture eating chips in church—everyone might glance over at you in disgust, but secretly, they’re envious. Combine those two scenarios, and you have a recipe for a memorable moment—though you might get kicked out, you’ll definitely turn heads.” Pro tip: add a caterpillar-style mustache for the ultimate look.
We urge you, please refrain from wearing these at church, whether you’re munching on chips or not. While self-love is essential, there are limits we should respect.
And for the ladies who may feel overlooked by this trend, fret not—Shinesty also offers denim-inspired swimsuits in both bikini and one-piece forms. While they might not be as eye-catching as the jeado, sometimes discretion is the wiser choice when it comes to public outings.
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In summary, the jeado is certainly a unique addition to summer fashion, but whether it’s a hit or a miss is up for debate. If you’re feeling adventurous, give it a shot—but perhaps keep your chips at home.
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