A news reporter’s uproarious take on a ludicrous “facial slimmer” has taken the internet by storm.
Is there no limit to the lengths we’ll go to in our quest for youthfulness and beauty? My bathroom cabinet is overflowing with an array of products that most would deem excessive, yet I can’t bring myself to toss a single item. After watching this reporter’s comical video showcasing a Facial Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece, I may just need to add it to my already ridiculous collection of anti-aging gadgets—once the laughter subsides, that is.
Lily Thompson, a journalist from WXYZ in Detroit, has already mastered the art of going viral. Just the previous year, her attempt at a product called the “Instant Brow” attracted over six million views. Now, her latest escapade has garnered over nine million views (and counting) as she hilariously demonstrates the Facial Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece, a beauty contraption so absurd, it’s hard to believe it’s real. But believe it, it’s out there.
Oh my goodness.
Thompson reveals that the product came with zero instructions and simply resembles “a clown mouth.” It claims to slim down what she refers to as a “fat mouth”—those pesky jowls we all wish would disappear. But at what price? Just look at the model in the promotional image. Yikes!
Without hesitation, she plunges the slimmer—which is composed of “silicone and an array of toxic, harmful chemicals”—into her mouth, declaring, “Beauty first… health second.” Naturally.
“I can really feel it working right here,” she exclaims, struggling to articulate with the device in her mouth. “Sorry, it makes you slobber.” Her attempt to say “slobber” will leave you in stitches. I’m literally crying with laughter.
“All you need is just three minutes a day,” Thompson continues. “Sorry, it makes you slobber. I’m trying to say P-O-P. Just pop it in the mold and make mouth movements. One thing I’ve already figured out is that certain sounds are incredibly difficult to pronounce.”
As she wipes away the accumulating drool, she can’t help but giggle, which makes it even funnier. Just look at her expression!
“I’ll have to keep this in for longer than three minutes,” she says, evaluating her “progress.”
“I think some slime just fell out, oh my god that’s disgusting.” Perhaps, but we’re all laughing so hard we can hardly breathe.
After several minutes of exaggerated facial gestures, attempting to pronounce words, and drooling uncontrollably, she removes the device to check her results. She also mentions that you can get this “youthful look” for just $4.99, and with Prime’s free shipping, that’s quite the bargain.
“It’s already slimmed down, look! It’s practically gone. Just kidding,” she quips, reading a viewer’s amusing comment: “Hope it helps your jowls… thanks, Karen. Because those need some work.”
“Anyone can slim down their face if it feels too big,” she concludes optimistically. But Thompson plans to keep experimenting with this silly gadget before giving it a final verdict. Good luck, my friend!
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Summary
In a hilarious viral review, reporter Lily Thompson showcases the absurdity of a Facial Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece, leaving viewers in stitches as she navigates its bizarre design and drool-inducing function. This product, aimed at sliming down facial features, proves to be both ridiculous and entertaining.
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Facial Slimmer Review
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