If the idea of seaweed brushing against you sends you into a panic, then just the thought of watching “Jaws” might give you chills. That classic film certainly instilled a few fears in me—mainly that anything touching you in the water is probably a shark. Okay, it’s usually just seaweed, but logic won’t stop me from freaking out every few seconds if I’m floating on an inner tube while the ultimate shark horror unfolds onscreen.
At Beachside Billy’s in Leander, Texas, you can actually experience this! Sure, it’s not the ocean, but have you seen some of the bizarre things lurking in lakes? Yeah, I’m saying no thanks. Can we talk about the terrifying thought of your toes dangling in dark water while you watch a shark that craves human flesh? Fun, right?
Okay, I admit it does seem somewhat entertaining. But according to their adorable promotional video, scuba divers will be lurking in the water during the screening to pinch viewers and use red lights to, um, heighten the terror.
Talk about a recipe for a heart attack! Or just a moment of public humiliation when I inevitably burst into tears and unintentionally kick a poor diver in a sensitive spot.
This unique experience is happening every weekend this summer, and for $55, you’ll get a Jaws-themed inner tube and a pint glass featuring illustrations from the film along with the movie screening. But is that worth the potential for a bloody water disaster? (I know it’s a lake, but open water is open water; alligators can end up in swimming pools too—just saying.)
While some might find this thrilling, I’m definitely not one of them. Please, let’s not make this a nationwide trend; my partner would drag me along for sure.
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In summary, if you’re brave enough to watch “Jaws” while floating in open water, this summer adventure could test your nerves. But for the rest of us who prefer dry land, let’s stick to safer movie nights!
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Floating movie experience
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