When it comes to getting ready for a night out, many women have a treasure trove of makeup products at their disposal—eyeshadow, mascara, concealer (thanks to the kids), and blush are just the tip of the iceberg. In a delightful twist, one woman decided to capture her husband’s candid thoughts as she prepped for a night out, and the results were nothing short of hysterical.
The video kicks off with her husband, Jake, humorously dubbing her concealer sponge a “sponge butt plug,” setting the tone for a lighthearted commentary. Crystal, who shares beauty tips on her social media platform, decided to let Jake take the reins in narrating her makeup tutorial. His unique vocabulary quickly shines through as he invents verbs like “smoush” to describe her application techniques.
As Jake continues, he doesn’t hold back. “Here’s another bottle of liquid nonsense that probably does the same thing as the last one,” he quips, clearly unaware of the distinct purposes behind her carefully chosen products. It’s a classic case of a husband trying to understand the intricacies of makeup application—“butt plug” quickly transforms into an “orange Nerf ball” as she blends her concealer.
When it comes to the eyeshadow, Jake refers to it as “expensive nonsense we can’t afford,” all while Crystal pauses for a sip of wine, prompting him to joke, “I bet I’ll hear ‘I’m too tired for that tonight’ shortly.” With each layer of eyeshadow, he seems to grow more incredulous. “Holy smokes, babe, put that thing down,” he exclaims, as she casually continues her routine and sips her wine.
As she works on her eyebrows, he cheekily remarks on how they enhance her ability to “scowl at him across the dinner table.” After applying lashes and lipstick, Crystal finally appears ready for her big night out—only to be met with Jake’s punchy conclusion: “After all this, she’s just gonna wash her face and hit the hay because we have kids and no life.”
Despite some viewers expressing concern over his humorous tone, Crystal reassures everyone, stating that their relationship is filled with love and humor. “This was all in good fun,” she emphasizes.
In a world where makeup can feel like a daunting task, it’s refreshing to see a couple embrace the absurdity and joy of it all. For those interested in exploring home insemination, you can check out this comprehensive guide on treating infertility or learn more about options like the Cryobaby home intracervical insemination syringe kit combo. And if you’re seeking a boost, consider exploring the fertility booster for men.
All in all, this quirky makeup narration is a reminder that humor can turn everyday routines into unforgettable moments.
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