If you’ve ever encountered someone who takes their fitness tracker a bit too seriously, you know exactly what I mean. These individuals go above and beyond, often taking extra laps around the neighborhood just to reach their daily step goal. Until now, this peculiar obsession hasn’t received the comedic spotlight it truly deserves.
In a recent sketch from CBC Comedy, the absurdities of fitness tracker enthusiasts are hilariously laid bare. The skit features a woman utterly fixated on hitting her Fitbit targets. She even approaches her colleague, asking if she’d join her for a stairwell sprint after lunch—just to snag those extra steps. Unfortunately, her colleague’s tracker has other plans, advising her instead to take a nap for better rest (now that’s a device I can get behind).
As she seeks out more co-workers, it turns out they all subscribe to their own quirky versions of fitness trackers. Meet the “Fatbit,” which monitors how often you’re body-shamed, and the “Fuckbit,” which lets you know when it’s time to indulge in some adult fun. Oh, and let’s not forget the “Funbit,” which signals when it’s time to down an entire thermos of wine (yes, please!).
The final co-worker she approaches offers a refreshing take: when asked if her Fitbit restricts her, she responds, “No, that’s just a watch. I do whatever the heck I want.” Can I get an AMEN?
This sketch has garnered 2.5 million views and sparked a lively debate in the comments. Some viewers maintain a balanced approach to fitness tracking, while others simply long for a Funbit (who wouldn’t?). Then there are those who champion the philosophy of doing whatever they please. Count me in for Team Do Whatever You Want! If a Funbit ever becomes a reality, shoot it my way—I’m all for scheduled wine breaks!
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In summary, this comedy sketch brilliantly captures the ridiculousness of fitness tracker fanaticism while introducing us to whimsical alternatives that many of us could relate to. The sketch is a reminder to find humor in our obsessions and, most importantly, to do what makes us happy.
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