Ever notice how few moms make an appearance in beloved Disney films? Well, Los Angeles moms Mia Foster and Liz Harper from IMomSoHard have some fun ideas about why this is the case and how iconic stories might have played out differently if moms were involved. Spoiler alert: they would probably last only “seven minutes” before stepping in!
This comedic pair is never shy about sharing their thoughts on everything from parenting to fashion faux pas. Their latest sketch, “I Princess So Hard,” might just be their funniest yet. Seriously, the antics in these films wouldn’t stand a chance if a mom were around because, let’s face it, we don’t tolerate nonsense!
Mom’s Take on Iconic Disney Films
Take Aladdin, for example. Imagine Jasmine wanting to hop on a magic carpet. “Oh, sweetie, you think you’re flying off with this guy?” they quip. “Listen, Jasmine, if you rub that lamp, it won’t be a genie that pops out!”
And what about Frozen? Sure, the mom is out of the picture early on (a sad and common trope in Disney movies), but had she been present throughout, she wouldn’t have allowed Elsa’s shenanigans. “Elsa, get out of that room! You need to face your problems,” they imagine her saying. “Life’s tough. Deal with it! And don’t touch your sister! Now hurry up, you’re late for soccer practice!”
And let’s not forget Cinderella. “That glass slipper is just a symbol of immature love,” Mia points out. As thrilling as the fairy tale may seem, “eventually, you end up with a dud,” she adds with a laugh. Liz jokingly comments, “But if a guy buys me designer shoes on the first date, I’d be tempted to ‘lean in’ to that!”
The core message? “We don’t want our girls thinking that a prince will come along and magically solve everything,” Mia emphasizes. “Because let’s be realistic…” Liz quips back. We all want our daughters to feel like princesses—just with higher education and a passion for adventure!
And don’t assume Finding Nemo is safe from this critique either. If Nemo’s mom were around, she’d likely be saying, “Nemo, if you touch that butt, I promise you’ll be grounded for a week!” They jest. “You’ve got a party to prepare for, it’s all about choices!”
I don’t know about you, but I would definitely tune in to a Disney movie featuring these two!
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In summary, the absence of moms in princess movies opens the door for some hilarious and thought-provoking commentary. These two moms remind us that if they were involved, the stories would likely unfold in a much different way—emphasizing responsibility, choices, and realism over fantasy.
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