If you think your dating life is challenging, consider the saga of one unfortunate woman, whose first date took a disastrous turn that’s hard to believe. Buckle up, because this one is a wild ride.
The Awkward Situation
So, a man and a woman go out for what seems to be a lovely date. They enjoy each other’s company and decide to head back to his apartment. However, things take a turn when the woman suddenly needs to deal with the all-too-familiar “post-dinner bathroom emergency.” Unfortunately, the toilet clogs.
Let’s stop for a moment. What would you do in this awkward situation? If your instinct is to retrieve the unfortunate mess, wrap it in toilet paper, and toss it out the window, then you’re not alone. This is exactly what this woman chose to do, and let’s just say, it didn’t end well. A GoFundMe page has been set up to cover the window they ended up breaking during the ordeal, but trust me, the story only gets crazier from here.
The Revelation
“I had to use your toilet,” she revealed to her date. “It wouldn’t flush, and in a moment of panic, I wrapped it up in tissue and threw it out the window.” Yes, she actually threw it out the window. The man, understandably alarmed, tried to salvage the situation. “Let’s go outside, bag it up from the garden, and pretend this never happened,” he suggested on his GoFundMe page. But due to a peculiar design of his home, the toilet window led to a narrow gap, not to the garden. The poo was now stuck in this bizarre limbo.
He even shared a picture to illustrate the predicament. The inside window opened only at the top into this tiny gap, separated from the outside by another non-opening window. The only solution he saw? Breaking the window. But his date had a different plan in mind.
The Attempt to Retrieve
“Being something of an amateur gymnast, she thought she could reach in and retrieve the wrapped mess using the ‘inside-out bag as a glove’ method,” he explained. Unfortunately, she couldn’t reach it. After a few unsuccessful attempts, he finally agreed to give her a boost. She climbed in headfirst, successfully bagged the mess, and passed it back through the window.
But then, things took another turn. “She called out for help to get out, but she was stuck, and no matter how hard we tried, she just couldn’t budge,” he confessed, providing photographic evidence of this claustrophobic dilemma. Who would have imagined that a first date could lead to a heroic yet ridiculous mission involving a window and an errant poop?
The Fire Brigade Call
Realizing she had been upside down for quite some time, he made the call that no one wants to make: he dialed the fire brigade. They had to break the window to free her, hence the need for the GoFundMe. He’s keeping their identities secret because, well, who wants to admit they needed firemen to help rescue them from such an embarrassing situation?
If he raises more money than needed for the window, he plans to donate it to worthy causes. “First, to support toilet twinning, a charity that builds toilets in developing countries—because it’s shocking that 60% of the global population lacks access to proper sanitation,” he noted. “And second, to the firefighters who handled the situation with such grace and humor.”
A Hopeful Conclusion
I don’t know about you, but I’m rooting for their love story to blossom after such an unforgettable night!
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In Summary
This wild dating story serves as a hilarious reminder that sometimes, the worst experiences can lead to unexpected connections.
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