Cauliflower ice cream is a real thing, and yes, you read that right.
Just when I thought the debate over cauliflower as a pizza crust couldn’t get any more absurd, along comes this new culinary disaster: cauliflower ice cream!
Let’s get one thing straight: cauliflower pizza crust is not pizza. It’s just mashed cauliflower with some tomato sauce and cheese thrown on top. Calling it pizza is like slapping tomato sauce on a pancake and calling that dinner. Seriously, stop it.
Before you come after me with pitchforks, let me clarify—if you genuinely cannot have gluten or dairy, you’re in the clear to enjoy whatever you like without judgment. This is not about you. It’s about those who get swept up in the latest “wellness” (read: diet) trends and expect the rest of us to join in on their culinary experiments during sacred pizza night. So, please keep your mashed cauliflower away from me before I shed a tear.
Now, back to this infamous cauliflower ice cream
Yes, it truly exists. To whip up this concoction, you need six ounces of frozen riced cauliflower, four ounces of frozen strawberries, a quarter cup of frozen pitaya puree (which I honestly don’t even know what that is), some sweetened condensed coconut milk, cinnamon, and vanilla bean paste. And just like that, you can create a dish that may bring a grown woman to tears.
Look, if you’re in the market for non-dairy ice cream, there are countless delicious options available. Coconut ice cream is absolutely amazing! You can even throw a frozen banana into a food processor and get a delightful treat without resorting to the horror of the cauliflower version. Cauliflower will always taste like…well, cauliflower, no matter how you prepare it.
Now I’m really tempted to try this out myself; just need to track down some of that elusive pitaya first.
Further Reading
If you’re curious about more aspects of home insemination, check out this insightful post on couples’ fertility journey for intracervical insemination. For more information, Healthline offers excellent resources about pregnancy and home insemination. And don’t forget to explore the at-home insemination kit for those venturing into this journey!
Conclusion
In summary, while cauliflower ice cream may be the latest food fad, it’s hard to take it seriously when there are so many better alternatives out there for non-dairy treats. Let’s keep pizza night sacred and delicious!
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