My friend and I often joke that when we find ourselves frustrated with people, we simply look at each other and say, “I really can’t stand people.” If someone keeps getting on our nerves, we might forgive, but we certainly won’t forget. In fact, we maintain a running list of individuals who have rubbed us the wrong way. Once you’re on this list, there’s no escaping it.
I have multiple lists for those who have annoyed me—one for work, another for school parents, and an entire catalog just for the employees at my internet service provider. While I generally consider myself patient, there are certain behaviors that will make me raise an eyebrow and jot down your name on my “You are driving me crazy” list. Yes, I take this seriously, and I might just need a dedicated notebook for my “not-so-favorite” people.
Don’t worry; you probably aren’t on my list—well, probably. But if you find yourself doing any of the following, all bets are off:
- Ring the doorbell during naptime. Seriously? Just wait until the child wakes up. I’ll remember your intrusion when I’m desperate for some peace and quiet.
- Leave a public toilet seat wet. You’re not a toddler; just sit down like the rest of us. And if you sprinkle when you tinkle, at least clean it up afterward.
- Invite me to a direct sales party. No, I don’t want to join your “journey” or buy a “one-size-fits-all” outfit that doesn’t fit anyone.
- Send mass Facebook messages. If you’re inviting a group, please refrain from flooding my notifications. It’s awkward when everyone leaves the chat without a word.
- Gossip behind my back. If you’re too chicken to say something to my face, then you deserve a spot on my “Manure Manifest.”
- Avoid reciprocating playdates. I love having your kids over, but it’d be nice if you returned the favor once in a while.
- Engage in humblebragging. Just don’t.
- Fake friendships. If you can’t be genuine, I don’t have time for your disingenuous ways.
- Constantly complain. We get it; life is tough. But venting every hour isn’t necessary.
- Follow the Kardashians. If this is your go-to entertainment, you’re officially on my list.
- Support divisive political figures. If you’re still defending them, we probably shouldn’t be friends.
- Throw coworkers under the bus. Climbing the corporate ladder on the backs of others will ensure you land on my list.
- Assume I’ll babysit because I’m a stay-at-home mom. I’m happy to help occasionally, but don’t take my availability for granted.
- Tell lies. Just don’t. I keep a special list for those who can’t be honest.
- Reply all unnecessarily. If a group email goes out, don’t clutter our inboxes with irrelevant comments.
- Refuse to tip. Seriously, tip your server. Complaining about service doesn’t excuse you from this basic courtesy.
- Comment without reading the entire article. If you’re doing this, you need to reconsider your approach to discussions.
It’s really not that complicated to avoid ending up on my list. Just don’t act like a jerk, practice some basic etiquette, and treat service workers with respect. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to stock up on notebooks because I suspect my list is about to expand.
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In summary, maintaining good relationships requires simple gestures like courtesy and respect. Being mindful of others can keep you off unwanted lists.
Keyphrase: Ways to avoid being annoying
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