Three years ago, my partner made a bold commitment to our children: every time either of us swore, we would place a quarter in the “Swear Jar.” Once the jar filled up, the money would be theirs. First off: seriously? And secondly: are you kidding me? I ended up contributing $10 in advance, which left the kids puzzled. They don’t fully grasp money, believing all paper bills are worth a fortune, so they were thrilled.
My partner took the challenge seriously, nearly draining our savings before autumn arrived. After the kids cashed out, we reconsidered our approach and reverted to uttering whatever we wanted. Here are five reasons why:
1. Because I’m an Adult.
Being an adult doesn’t have all the perks I envisioned as a child (I imagined cruising around in a golf cart with a famous teen heartthrob and being unfazed by life’s little inconveniences). Nonetheless, one of the true advantages of adulthood is the freedom to express myself however I choose, without facing any consequences. Yes, please!
2. Because They’re Still Kids.
I understand the importance of setting a good example. That’s why I make sure to wear appropriate clothing when dropping them off at school, even though it’s not strictly necessary under my winter coat. However, while I’m happy to guide them as they grow, they’re not adults yet. For now, it’s a “do as I say, not as I do” situation. They can’t swear, drive, use appliances unsupervised, or enjoy a watermelon martini. It’s all part of the deal!
3. Because Kid Talk is Often Confusing.
With kids, communication is often filled with euphemisms and baby talk. Making a tinkle, doing a doodie, or going night-night can leave me bewildered. Strategic swearing has its merits—it cuts through the confusion. When my son, usually calm, upset his sister, I told him directly: “Stop being a little brat to your sister.” The look on his face made it clear he understood the gravity of the situation.
4. Because Parenting is Full of Unexpected Challenges.
I need to express my true feelings while navigating the chaos of parenthood—like when I step on Lego pieces, find socks in the toilet (seriously, why?), or frost cupcakes at the crack of dawn for a class party. At moments like these, I need everyone to quiet down so I can think straight.
5. Because I’ve Already Given Up So Much.
Motherhood involves significant sacrifices: sleep, sanity, my sense of style, and even my favorite TV shows. Must I also suppress my way of communicating and expressing myself? Absolutely not!
If you, dear reader, have managed to raise your child without resorting to expletives during sleepless nights, potty training, and the chaos of early education, then congratulations! Just be sure to prepare your little one—earmuffs might be necessary for playdates at my place, as they might hear some colorful language.
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In summary, swearing around kids can serve as a form of honest communication and expression, allowing parents to navigate the complexities of family life with authenticity.
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