Each November, my household embarks on an annual skirmish over the sounds of the holiday season. It’s a classic showdown: me versus my partner and our three beloved children, all of whom I carried into this world after enduring a total of 36 hours of labor and three C-sections.
This year, I’m taking a bold approach. I intend to rally support for my cause. All I want is to savor “Have a Holly Jolly Christmas” in peace, free from the chorus of groans emanating from the backseat of our minivan. I yearn to listen to all 55 renditions of “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” without being labeled a “lame-o” by my spouse.
Here are ten compelling reasons why my family should embrace my love for holiday music without resistance:
- I rarely invoke the “I carried each of you for 9 (actually 10) long months” argument, but this year feels different. Let’s not forget that without me, none of you would be here, and one of you wouldn’t even be a father. I believe I’ve earned a few fa-la-la-la-la-las.
- Contrary to popular belief among teenagers, excessive exposure to holiday music does not lead to psychological damage or a propensity for criminal behavior.
- Listening to “The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)” significantly elevates my mood, making it less likely for my sanity to erode when a certain 8-year-old inquires 55 times about mushrooms—first asking if we can have them, then if they’re ready, only to declare he dislikes them.
- If I managed to endure two years of Elmo, Steve from Blues Clues, and Dora the Explorer, surely you can tolerate Karen Carpenter crooning “Merry Christmas, Darling” for a few weeks without tearing up.
- Iconic artists like John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Bruce Springsteen have all dabbled in holiday music. If it’s worthy of their talents, it should be acceptable for us as well.
- Every holiday season demands extra elves to assist Santa with all the preparations. Guess who he’ll turn to for help? Exactly—me! Joyful elves spread holiday cheer, and nothing boosts that cheer like a round of “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”
- What is the holiday season without a few renditions of “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”?
- Our wedding vows included a promise of enduring love, even through holiday music. I’m puzzled as to why you don’t recall this—were you not paying attention on that monumental day? Surely, our marriage means more to you than forgetting such a pivotal moment.
- When Mom is joyful, the entire household thrives. However, when Mom is unhappy, we all know the consequences.
- Some of my fondest holiday memories involve nursing a two-week-old, decorating the Christmas tree while pregnant, and witnessing pure joy from my three little ones as they reveled in Santa’s gifts—all accompanied by the festive sounds of the season.
In truth, each Christmas song resonates with warmth and nostalgia. They stir memories of cherished times gone by. And if that doesn’t convince you, remember that your well-being somewhat hinges on my happiness.
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In summary, the holiday season brings joy that transcends mere music. It evokes cherished memories and creates a sense of togetherness that is vital for a happy family life.
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