You know you’re feeling your age when you look at the younger generation with a blend of awe and trepidation. My kids are now preteens, and I find myself constantly in a state of admiration for their achievements while simultaneously worrying about their newfound confidence. One moment, I’m reminding them about the importance of wearing clean underwear, and the next, they’re crafting a PowerPoint presentation in less time than it takes me to brew a cup of coffee. It’s clear I’ve reached that stage in parenting where I ponder how drastically life has shifted since I was their age.
Here are some observations from this somewhat “elderly” perspective (and yes, I could use some prunes right about now):
- When Did 13-Year-Olds Start Looking Like Supermodels? While scrolling through my social media feed in early September, I thought I had stumbled upon Fashion Week instead of the back-to-school season. I mean, why are supermodels like Kate Upton and Gisele Bündchen hanging out at my local bus stop? Oh wait, it’s just a group of middle schoolers on their way to eighth-grade science class. With the help of trendy stores like Hollister and Abercrombie, the awkward phase seems to be disappearing. But that misplaced awkwardness? It seems to have landed on moms in their forties shopping with these ultra-cool kids. No big deal; a little awkwardness builds character, right? [sobs quietly]
- The Most Active Inactive Kids: This generation is often criticized for rising obesity rates and inactivity, yet I’ve met 11-year-olds who nearly trampled me during a 5K. Many of these kids are part human, part finely-tuned athletic machines. They play sports year-round, often juggling multiple sports each season. I mean, I was exhausted just thinking about a 5K at their age! Kudos to these pint-sized superheroes!
- Online Likes vs. Real-Life Dislikes: It’s perplexing how they can “like” everything on social media but find real-life experiences to be bothersome. The beach is too sandy, that tree is annoying, and football? Forget about it!
- The Mystery of Social Interaction: Why do preteens ignore each other in the same room but obsessively try to connect when apart? Gather a bunch of them with their phones, and you could hear a pin drop. But once they’re home, they’re texting and FaceTiming like crazy. “I didn’t make eye contact with you at your house 20 minutes ago, but I need to see your face now!”
- Sleepovers: A Sleepunder? Shouldn’t these be called “Sleepunders”? Because honestly, no one sleeps much at these gatherings—definitely not more than five hours. And let’s not even talk about the state of their underwear (overworn, anyone?).
- Eating Habits of Toddlers with Beverages of Adults: It’s interesting how many kids are picky eaters, yet their drink orders sound like something you’d hear from a coffee shop barista. A 12-year-old asking for a “grande iced skinny mocha-choco-latte half-caf with no whip”—totally normal.
- Attention Span Paradox: Preteens have the attention span of a goldfish when it comes to reading, yet can devote hours to playing Minecraft. My son insists this is a scientific fact, but good luck getting him to look it up.
- Language Evolution: Kids have taken the abbreviation game to another level. “Who is your team versing tonight?”—they use “versing” as a verb with a straight face. Oxford dictionaries might want to take note of this!
- The Photo Dilemma: Why can they take thousands of selfies in a week but dodge family photos like the plague? This year, I’ve given up on a proper Christmas card photo—maybe I’ll just make a collage of their Instagram moments instead.
Despite these significant changes, parenting older kids can be quite enjoyable. When asked about it, I like to say, “It’s like grabbing a quick lunch of chicken nuggets with Gisele Bündchen after versing Tom Brady in a 10K.”
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In summary, while the world of preteens has become a bizarre mix of supermodels, athletic prowess, and sophisticated taste, it’s all part of the fun of parenting in today’s fast-paced environment.
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