Updated: April 15, 2021
Originally Published: August 11, 2015
When I learned that my first baby would be delivered via cesarean section at 35 weeks due to placenta previa, I experienced a whirlwind of emotions. I was aware that a c-section might be necessary, but I never truly prepared myself for the recovery process. In my mind, I thought a c-section would be a breeze compared to the agony of vaginal delivery. Boy, was I wrong.
As I sat in my doctor’s office, the news of heading into surgery hit me like a ton of bricks. I imagined a smooth, effortless experience where I’d emerge from the operating room, glowing and cradling my newborn like a scene from a movie. Spoiler alert: it was far from that.
If you’re considering a c-section for your next delivery, here are some important lessons I learned that might save you some stress:
1. The Operating Room is Freezing
Let’s start with the temperature. The OR is ice cold, and the medication they give you via IV doesn’t help. During my first c-section, I was shaking so violently that I feared the anesthesiologist would miss his mark with the spinal block. Who knew I could shimmy that fast? Move over Shakira, my body was on high alert!
2. You Will Feel More Than You Think
While you won’t experience cutting or sharp pain, the sensation of them pulling your baby out is something else entirely. My doctor warned me about “slight pressure,” but let’s be real: it felt like a bowling ball was being yanked from my body. “Slight” is a bit of an understatement, don’t you think?
3. Don’t Skip the Pain Meds
In the operating room, you’ll be adequately sedated. Initially, I was grateful for the powerful painkillers. However, around 28 hours post-surgery, I thought, “I’m feeling good; I can skip the meds.” Bad move. The pain of surgery combined with post-delivery cramping was nothing to mess around with. Trust me, stay ahead of the pain—better yet, stay light-years ahead.
4. Normal Functions Will Be Challenging
Laughing, sneezing, coughing, and even using the restroom will be an adventure. Holding a pillow against your incision helps, but you’ll still modify how you perform these actions. Let’s just say my laughter turned into a high-pitched squeak that had the nurses questioning my sanity.
5. Your Digestive System Will Rebel
If you thought your intestines were chaotic during pregnancy, just wait. After my c-section, I didn’t have a bowel movement for a whopping seven days. I attempted to load up on fiber, but after a struggle that felt like a workout, I realized my body was on strike. Stock up on apricot nectar and prune juice—trust me, they’re the retirement home beverages you’ll need.
6. Numbness Around the Scar is Normal
Four years after my last c-section, the area around my scar still lacks sensation. It itches at times, but scratching feels futile. Regaining feeling is like waiting for a unicorn to show up—highly unlikely.
Despite all these revelations, I ended up having a second c-section, and being prepared definitely eased my worries. Plus, I packed a stash of prune juice in my bag—always a smart move!
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In summary, preparing for a cesarean can make a world of difference. Understanding what to expect can alleviate some of the anxiety and make the experience smoother.
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