Updated: August 21, 2015
Originally Published: June 10, 2015
Ah, the bathroom. A sacred space where countless milestones unfold. Whether it’s a tragic attempt at a DIY haircut or that one time a spirited game of catch ended with a nosebleed, the bathroom plays a crucial role in our lives.
Above all, this room serves as a sanctuary—a haven for sanity, a place to release pent-up emotions, and a much-needed retreat for mothers. It’s where we can unwind, cry, and momentarily escape the chaos of motherhood.
I find myself “going to the bathroom” at least five times a day. Honestly, I’m surprised my kids haven’t figured out that I’m not always occupied with nature’s call. Maybe they have; I simply don’t care.
Now, to all my fellow moms of tiny humans, I can practically hear you saying, “Must be nice to have a moment alone in there!” If you’re feeling deprived of that luxury, consider these strategies:
- Lock it Up: The bathroom door must have a lock. No exceptions.
- Creative Distraction: When you genuinely do need to relieve yourself, tell your kids to brush their teeth or fetch something from the bathroom. It’s a clever way to keep them at bay. Plus, it’s amusing to see them avoid the bathroom after you’ve made your “aromatic” deposit.
- The Toddler Dilemma: If you have a little one who doesn’t understand the concept of privacy, well, you’ll have to weather that storm like the rest of us. Alternatively, convince your partner that you urgently need the bathroom—spouses tend to be just as gullible as kids and far more concerned about what you might leave behind.
- The Magic of Closed Doors: Kids will still pound on the door, yell, and fight, but that locked door provides precious physical privacy. It’s a small comfort when you’re trying to avoid being touched by tiny hands.
I’ve worked diligently to instill a healthy fear of mommy’s “business” in my kids. Honestly, it’s one of my best parenting moves, and I believe you can achieve the same!
During your covert “bathroom break,” here are some delightful activities you can indulge in:
- Socialize Online: If not for social media, many of us would be completely isolated. Use this time to catch up with friends and share all those hilarious memes.
- Gaming Galore: Play your favorite mobile games without interruptions. After all, no one wants their kiddo leaning over their shoulder during a crucial boss battle.
- Grooming Time: You might not have time for a full spa day, but at least take a moment to pluck those unruly eyebrows or touch up your makeup.
- Avoid Accidents: I’m fed up with tripping over my toddler, who seems to have a sixth sense for when I’m moving. In the bathroom, I can avoid these clumsy mishaps.
- Scream Therapy: Okay, maybe not therapy, but yelling from behind a closed door is far less damaging than doing so in front of the kids.
- Breathe Easy: It’s astonishing how much calmer you can feel when you don’t have to see the source of your irritation, no matter how much you can still hear them.
- Get Work Done: Sorry, clients, but sometimes I’m answering emails from my second office (the bathroom).
- Clean Up: While nobody enjoys cleaning, taking a moment to tidy up the bathroom means you can do it without interruptions, and your kids will be too afraid to enter afterward.
- Read a Little: Whether catching up on celebrity gossip or flipping through a novel, the bathroom is a perfect place to escape into another world.
- Indulge in Candy: Keep a stash hidden away. No sharing required. Just pure, unadulterated joy!
- Let it Out: Sometimes, you just need a good cry. Don’t hold back; the bathroom is a safe space for your emotions.
What are you waiting for? Tell your kids you need to “take care of business” and enjoy your much-deserved break!
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Summary: The bathroom is more than just a functional space; it’s a refuge for mothers seeking a moment of peace amidst the chaos of parenting. With clever strategies for maintaining privacy and enjoying solitary activities, moms can transform their bathroom breaks into essential self-care moments.
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