As the school year comes to a rapid close, I’ve noticed an influx of quirky quizzes popping up on social media—everything from “Which Disney Princess Are You?” to “What Type of Animal Matches Your Personality?” This got me thinking: what about a quiz that truly resonates with us moms? So, I crafted a little something for you: How done are you with this school year?
Let’s face it, we all know that our lives are filled with science projects, math homework, and endless supply lists. Maybe you’re unsure if your stress is manageable with a cup of tea and a few deep breaths, or if you’re on the verge of needing a weekend getaway, perhaps to Hawaii. Answer the following questions honestly to find out where you stand.
1. When you spot paper cups at the grocery store, do you think:
- a) What a waste of resources! Who needs paper cups?
- b) Ah, paper cups! I need these for my daughter’s Flat Stanley celebration tomorrow.
- c) Yikes! I was supposed to provide those cups today for her Flat Stanley party!
- d) Paper cups? Oh no, was that for her soccer party or the Friendship Club? Or did I miss the rainforest-themed party? Why do we even need these cups anyway?
2. Looking at a backpack stuffed with a year’s worth of your child’s masterpieces makes you feel:
- a) Excited! I can’t wait to use these for a collage to surprise them!
- b) A bit annoyed, but hey, I’m glad to see their creativity. I’ll pick a couple for the fridge.
- c) Just toss it in the closet for now. (Later might involve dealing with the smell of untouched lunch.)
- d) “Accidentally” toss it out, and when asked, act like you have no idea where it went. You’ll probably forget about it anyway.
3. Your child hands you another form to fill out. You:
- a) Fill it out promptly and send it back without a second thought.
- b) Sigh, roll your eyes, and then fill it out begrudgingly.
- c) Toss it in your “to-sign” pile and hope for the best.
- d) Turn it into a paper crown and belt out “I Feel Pretty” instead.
Scoring:
- If you answered mostly a’s, congratulations! You’re at the top of your game, possibly thanks to a recent vacation, or your kids are still little and furry.
- If you chose mostly b’s, you’re ready for the school year to wrap up but still hanging in there. Time for a nice herbal tea to celebrate your survival!
- A majority of c’s indicates you’re nearing your limit. It’s time for a girls’ night out! Rally a few frazzled moms from the carpool lane and have some fun.
- If you leaned toward d’s, or if you were the one who actually created this quiz, it sounds like you’re in desperate need of a serious break. Convince a friend or family member to join you for a weekend escape. Go now!
As we navigate the ups and downs of parenting, remember to take care of yourself too. For more insights on managing stress and your journey into parenthood, check out our other blog posts, like the one on artificial insemination. You can also learn more about home insemination from experts in the field. If you’re exploring fertility treatments, this resource offers valuable information.
In summary, as the school year winds down, it’s crucial to assess your stress levels and find ways to recharge. Whether you’re celebrating your accomplishments or seeking a much-needed break, remember you’re not alone on this journey.
Keyphrase: How done are you with the school year?
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