Karma has a funny way of coming back around, especially when it manifests as a vibrant purple dress that my daughter insists on wearing almost every day. It seems that my childhood obsession with fashion has caught up with me. My grandmother once remarked to my mother, “I’d never let a two-year-old dictate her wardrobe.” I used to feel the same way—until I met my daughter, whose opinions about clothing are so passionate that she will fuss all day if she’s made to wear something she dislikes. I once watched her hold her cardigan shut for hours just to avoid showing off a lovely white shirt she deemed “too straight.”
Here are just a few of the countless reasons my three-year-old feels the need to change her outfit:
- It has a bone on it. (a bow)
- A friend borrowed this sweatshirt once, so now it’s too hot.
- These pants aren’t jumping high enough.
- When she swallows, this coat tickles her neck.
- She forgot that jeans aren’t her thing today.
- Halloween shirts simply feel too scary.
- These tights are suffocating her feet.
- Her brother dared to breathe near her.
- She remembers a tag used to be on this shirt, and although it’s gone, the bad memories linger.
- These shoes lack the necessary “dancy” quality.
- This dress feels sad today.
- A stamp from gymnastics on her arm means no clothes can touch it or risk ruining it.
- Her brother insisted she doesn’t resemble a superhero.
- The owl on her pajamas was staring at her while she slept.
- She just can’t recall.
- The purtle isn’t purtle enough, the sparkles aren’t sparkling enough, and the stripes aren’t stripy enough.
- There’s a single drop of water on it.
- She saw a picture of herself in her favorite dress and now she simply must wear it since she hasn’t seen it since yesterday.
- The bottom of this outfit is just “crazy.”
- Her socks are too heavy for her shoes.
- There was a clear misunderstanding; she explicitly requested a “princess party dress.”
- There’s a hole in it (that doesn’t exist).
- This shirt is a drawer resident (and it is).
- It won’t go on in the right direction (it can).
- This elastic waistband is hurting her feelings.
Understanding the whims of a toddler can be a perplexing journey, but one thing is certain: when it comes to clothing, their imaginations run wild. If you’re on a similar journey to parenthood, you might find useful insights on fertility at Make a Mom and ACOG.
In summary, navigating the fashion choices of a three-year-old can feel like a full-time job. While the reasons for changing clothes may appear whimsical, they reflect a child’s vivid imagination and need for self-expression.
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