What did you hear about motherhood before you joined this wild ride? That the bond you’d form with your children would be unparalleled? That you’d make sacrifices for them without a second thought? That your life would change in ways you couldn’t imagine? I was told all of this, and time has proven them true.
But, then, there are those other claims that turned out to be less than accurate—like the idea that parenting strengthens your relationship, or that things get easier over time. And let’s not even discuss the ridiculous notion that having kids keeps you youthful! I used to swallow these statements whole, wondering what was wrong with me for not relating. After a few kids, it became crystal clear: they’re vicious lies!
In my new book, “Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies),” I dig deep into these myths we’ve been fed about one of the toughest yet rewarding jobs out there, and the nonsense we sometimes pass down to new mothers, almost like a twisted initiation rite. Can you relate? I hope so! The book is set to release in just three weeks.
While you could wait to grab your copy from a local bookstore, pre-ordering now makes much more sense. Why’s that? First, it helps my publisher measure success and decide on future tour stops. Second, it eases my anxiety about whether anyone will actually buy the book—trust me, that fear has been growing! Finally, pre-ordering qualifies you for an incredible giveaway I’m hosting.
What’s up for grabs? I’m giving away five amazing packs filled with goodies from brands like Bluebird, Softwave, Lucky Jeans, and more—each valued at over $1000! Who wouldn’t want in on that? Click here for details and then make sure to order the book!
This article was originally shared back on March 10, 2013.
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In summary, motherhood is filled with both heartwarming truths and harsh misconceptions. My upcoming book aims to uncover these myths and offer support to new mothers navigating this complex journey.
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