On the day of my book reading at Barnes and Noble, I was so preoccupied with avoiding any wardrobe malfunctions on the Today Show that I completely forgot to promote my event scheduled for 7 PM.
We arrived at 6:45, and to my dismay, the room was utterly vacant—like, not a single soul was there. When I dared to peek outside at 6:55, I spotted two elderly folks who clearly had no idea who I was; they were just in search of a quiet corner to rest. Fantastic job, Lisa!
Fortunately, a few more attendees trickled in, sparing me from a conversation limited to strangers who were not related to me. However, reading to a vast room with a mere ten people was a rather humbling experience—one I definitely do not wish to repeat. So, if I’m in your city, please come out and support me! I promise to make you aware of it this time.
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In summary, while my book tour may have started on a less-than-stellar note, it serves as a reminder of the importance of promoting your events. So, let’s connect when I’m nearby!
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