Today, I’ve got a few life lessons to share — the most crucial being how to not be a jerk. This means learning to share, showing empathy, being kind, putting in effort, and a whole lot more. But judging by the chaos in this house, I may have overlooked something vital that falls under the “don’t be a jerk” category. So, here’s the deal: for everyone’s sake, please put your belongings where they belong.
If you’re confused, I’m here to walk you through it. That mess scattered across the living room? Believe it or not, there are specific spots for each item. (Surprise!) Here’s a quick guide:
The Trash Can
I’m tired of finding squished Go-Gurt wrappers between couch cushions. Our living room floor resembles a snack factory explosion. The remnants of string cheese — and sometimes the half-eaten bits — are strewn across your room (where you shouldn’t even be eating, but we’ll tackle that later). Juice boxes, random tape, paper scraps, and the like? They all belong in that rectangular container in the kitchen known as “the trash” or “the garbage.”
The Dishwasher
You might think that your dirty dishes magically disappear and reappear clean, but guess what? That “magic” is actually me, and I’m getting pretty fed up with it. The time I spend picking up your crusty bowls could be better spent on something else. Thankfully, we have a nifty appliance that cleans your dishes for you! Just open the door, slide out the rack, place your dish inside, and close the door. I know you can follow that sequence; I’ve seen your skills in navigating video games.
The Hamper
I know my home décor might not always align with your tastes, but that tall bin in the laundry room and the smaller ones in every bedroom? They serve a purpose! Those are where your dirty clothes should go. I don’t want to find them on the bathroom floor or scattered between your room and the shower. They belong in the hamper, plain and simple.
The Closet
I understand that sometimes you need your shoes in a hurry when your friend shows up for a bike ride. But trust me, it only takes a few extra seconds to grab them from where they actually belong. Plus, it might save you time in the long run since you often spend ages searching for shoes you kicked off carelessly.
The Toy Box
You know how stores have organized shelves? That’s because a chaotic mess is hard to navigate — just like your bedroom when your toys are all over the place. Remember that box specially designed for your toys? Yes, the toy box.
The Toilet
Lastly, let’s discuss where to dispose of the byproducts of your body. There’s a hole filled with water — please aim for it. And about those boogers? They don’t belong on the walls, your mattress, or your fingers. That’s why I keep tissues stocked around the house!
By refreshing your memory on where things go, I’m hoping for a tidier home. Or at least one that doesn’t make me wish for a housekeeper who isn’t me. You can help with this, right? Because I forgot to mention, not being a jerk starts with treating your mother well.
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In summary, let’s tidy up and keep our home pleasant for everyone. Thanks for being awesome!
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