Parenting Insights
The Incident
Last winter, I suffered a significant injury when I accidentally severed a tendon in my thumb. This was no minor mishap; it necessitated intricate surgery, with the possibility of needing to extract a tendon from my wrist to repair it. Fortunately, that wasn’t necessary, but I ended up in a cast that went all the way to my elbow, leaving only my other four fingers free for typing—my profession—and writing—something I could only dream about for a while. As luck would have it, I had to move apartments while wearing that cumbersome cast, but I’m not fishing for (all) your sympathy.
How It Occurred
What I really want to highlight is how easily and severely we can injure ourselves during seemingly mundane activities at home. My injury happened in a split second when a ceramic salad plate shattered in my hands. I was astonished by the amount of blood produced by a piece of broken dishware; it’s worth noting that scalpels can be made of ceramics.
I didn’t rush to the emergency room despite the alarming depth of my cut. It felt deeper than a typical kitchen mishap, and I might have briefly left my body at the sight of it, but I couldn’t fathom that washing dishes could lead to such a serious injury. If I had sought medical attention immediately, they would have sewn up the tendon right away, sparing me the ordeal of surgery, the cast, and the weeks of rehabilitative therapy that followed, not to mention the imperfect thumb I now have.
What Parents Know
Parents often understand that when you see a lot of blood, it’s time to head to the hospital. I attribute my lack of urgency—like slapping a series of novelty band-aids on my wound and ignoring it for weeks—to the simple fact that I don’t have children and thus lack that built-in alarm system.
Having surgery is a drag, to say the least. The only redeeming aspect is the painkillers, and that’s only if you know to say “8” when asked about your pain level afterward, because saying “10” raises eyebrows, and being honest might lead to a prescription for two Tylenol as needed.
Elective surgery remains a mystery to me; recovery is such a hassle, yet at least cosmetic surgery offers a new nose. After tendon repair, all you get is a thumb that’s less functional than before.
Are Accidents More Common at Home?
When people asked about my cast, I often fabricated stories: I was in a bar brawl or rescuing a cat. It feels absurd to admit that my injury resulted from an unexpected dishwashing accident. Their feigned interest quickly turns to pity; they view you as one of those careless, accident-prone individuals before moving on to more interesting topics. Almost losing a thumb in your own kitchen, without even handling a weapon, is just too mundane, too domestic.
I’ve been trying to be cautious at home since my accident. It’s going reasonably well. Last Saturday, in a moment of foolishness, I attempted to perform some DIY surgery on a callus with a blade, and now I comprehend why such tools are banned in nail salons. Thankfully, there was no lasting damage done. For now, at least, I’m still in one piece.
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Summary
In a world where everyday activities like washing dishes can lead to unexpected injuries, it’s crucial to be mindful of our surroundings. Accidental mishaps can happen in an instant, as demonstrated by my own experience with a broken plate. Whether you’re a parent or not, it’s important to recognize the risks involved in seemingly safe tasks around the house and to seek help when injuries occur. Staying informed and cautious can make a significant difference in avoiding accidents at home.
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