Recently, I found myself in a heated argument with a friend—one of those messy confrontations where you’re yelling, “Why won’t you LISTEN?” while they’re interrupting and twisting your words to make you look foolish. Both of you are shouting, exchanging hurtful remarks, and the only way to stop the chaos is for one of you to hang up. But, what if there was a more creative way to handle your frustrations?
Enter Ship Your Enemies Glitter, a whimsical website that will send a packet of glitter to anyone, anywhere, for just $9.99. I fully endorse this brilliant scheme. Nothing says “you’ve crossed me” quite like a burst of glitter, often described as “the herpes of the craft world.” Instead of hanging up in a fit of rage or unfriending someone on social media, why not ensure that the person who wronged you will be vacuuming sparkly remnants from their cushions for months?
The service includes an anonymous note tucked inside the glittery package, letting the recipient know exactly why they’re receiving such a glittery surprise. Mine would read something like, “I’m sending you this because you are a colossal jerk and we are no longer friends.” For those who struggle to express their anger, this is a clever solution. A glitter bomb is straightforward, poetic, and definitely aggressive—yet in a delightfully whimsical way. You have to admire the price point; while $9.99 might seem a bit steep for glitter, it’s perfect for delivering a crafty blow to your opponent.
To my adversaries, consider this a friendly warning.
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In summary, next time you find yourself in a quarrel, consider sending glitter as a uniquely spiteful response. It’s a fun, creative way to assert yourself without resorting to more direct conflict.
Keyphrase: sending glitter as revenge
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