It was date night—the first since welcoming our new baby just 12 days prior. After dinner, we decided to grab some baby essentials at the store while our little one peacefully napped in his car seat and the other five children were, hopefully, asleep with a sitter at home.
As we were nearing the checkout, a woman with her grandchild in the cart approached, the baby babbling away. Her husband stood behind her, and as I lifted the cover of the car seat to check on my newborn, she exclaimed, “Oh my goodness! You have a brand-new baby!”
“Yes, ma’am,” I replied politely, while my husband completed the payment. Just as I turned to place the bags in the cart, her husband chimed in, “Oh, looks like she’s got another one on the way!” He sounded so pleased with himself for noticing.
I could have sworn I heard the woman mutter, “Uh-oh,” as my husband and I exchanged glances, trying to stifle our laughter. We managed to hold it together until we reached the exit doors, at which point we burst into fits of giggles all the way home.
The very next day, just 13 days postpartum, we went for an oil change at my husband’s go-to place, where one can remain in the car during the process—no need to unbuckle kids or chase them around. The attendant, who was familiar with my husband but not me, casually remarked, “See you soon, man,” and then turned to me, adding flippantly, “Not you, I guess. I’ll see you after.”
My husband rolled up the window while I tried not to laugh, but he quickly said what I was thinking: “After what?” Some people are simply oblivious.
But let’s not be too hard on men—women can make similar assumptions. Just a week after I gave birth to twins three years ago, we visited a park. Our twins had arrived six weeks early and were still in the NICU. While our other boys played, I struck up a conversation with another mother. After discussing my all-boy family, she pointed to my post-pregnancy belly and asked, “Is this one a girl?”
I chuckled, preparing for the awkwardness of explaining, “No, I just had twin boys six days ago. They’re still in the NICU.” She nodded, seemingly understanding, but then asked, “So, when are they due?” I had to clarify once more, and she quickly apologized, gathering her son and leaving in haste.
Years ago, when I first became a mother and struggled with body image issues, such comments would have affected me deeply. Today, however, I recognize the incredible transformation a woman’s body undergoes during pregnancy. It’s important to understand that the body doesn’t just spring back into shape immediately after birth. The uterus has nurtured a baby for nine months, and it takes time—sometimes weeks or even months—for it to return to its previous state. For a period, it’s normal to still appear somewhat pregnant, showcasing a bump that many may misinterpret.
So, when is it appropriate to assume a woman is pregnant?
The answer is simple: never. However, if you feel the urge to speculate, here are a few mostly reliable indicators:
- She isn’t accompanied by a newborn.
- She explicitly states she is expecting.
- She mentions she just had a baby.
If all these criteria are met, one last crucial indicator remains:
- Her belly resembles an oversized basketball, she’s noticeably waddling, and today is her due date.
In any other situation, it’s best to keep silent. It’s always better to be cautious and avoid making assumptions.
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In summary, it’s crucial to approach the topic of pregnancy with sensitivity and awareness of the postpartum body’s natural recovery time. Misunderstandings can easily arise, but it’s always better to err on the side of caution.
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