I extend my sincere gratitude for choosing to spend time in our bustling home, which currently features a teething infant, an energetic toddler, and two exhausted parents. Your willingness to navigate this lively environment speaks volumes about our friendship. Since I genuinely appreciate your company and hope to host you again, I’d like to take a moment to apologize for a few unique aspects of your stay that may have deviated from the conventional hotel experience you might have anticipated.
Apologies for the Unique Aspects of Your Stay
Firstly, I apologize for the early morning serenade my toddler provided at 6 a.m. on Saturday, belting out “The Wheels on the Bus” while energetically stomping around the living room.
I must also express regret over our exclusive supply of cotton-candy flavored yogurt in push-up tubes. It’s a unique culinary choice, to say the least!
Moreover, I am sorry for the surprise you encountered during your midnight bathroom visit. The potty chair insert that plays a Disney princess jingle can be rather startling in the stillness of night — I get it.
I apologize for my toddler’s creative use of stickers, which likely resulted in some unexpected body art on your skin, including leg hair and eyelids.
Please forgive the dustiness of our home. I only managed to tackle one chore before your arrival, and vacuuming took precedence. Next time, I’ll aim for a clean house, though crumbs may still linger on the floor.
I also apologize for the frequent appearances of a naked small human during your visit; we are in the throes of potty training, after all.
Our dining schedule, which necessitated an early outing at 4 p.m. to avoid judgmental stares in a restaurant, is another point of apology. In the future, let’s consider takeout instead.
I am genuinely sorry that the baby’s nighttime cries disrupted your sleep. We’re committed to the “cry it out” method, although I understand it’s not always appreciated by guests.
Adult conversations occurring in hushed tones once the kids are asleep is another quirk of parenting I regret. #lightestsleepers
I apologize for your dining experience being less than ideal, as you may have found yourself standing due to our chairs being occupied by a booster and baby seat.
Lastly, I must apologize in advance for the possibility of you catching a cold, as my children frequently bring home what we call “The Daycare Special.”
Life After Kids
Life before kids is indeed different than after. However, despite the adjustments and challenges, I want you to know that you are always welcome in our home, even if it means sacrificing privacy and sleep for an abundance of love.
Resources for Those Considering Parenthood
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In Summary
In summary, hosting in a home filled with children is a unique experience, and I hope you cherish the love that comes with it, despite the occasional chaos.
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