- I truly appreciate my partner for taking care of our children while I compete in this race. A commendable father, indeed.
- Am I the only one who skipped showering today?
- It might be wise to use the portable restroom one last time before we kick off.
- I’ll allow the more fit participants to line up ahead of me.
- I wonder how the kids are faring at home.
- Did we need to wear armbands to signify our smartphone ownership?
- I hope my friends won’t hold it against me if I manage to pass them.
- I’ll make sure to wave at everyone I see!
- Car approaching—better move to the side. They might not spot us in our bright, high-tech running gear.
- My lower back feels comfortable; I’m glad I chose these compression shorts.
- Regular undergarments would probably show noticeable lines in these tight shorts.
- Who neglects to clean up after their horse?
- I’m already feeling thirsty. I should have limited my fluid intake to avoid any accidents.
- I wonder about the kids again. I should speed up.
- Eating half a carton of expired yogurt was not my best decision. Dairy, why must you betray me?
- Am I breathing too loudly?
- This high-support sports bra is holding everything in place effectively!
- Water station ahead—should I take the plunge? It’s just 5 ounces.
- Maybe not. I hope the water volunteer doesn’t feel rejected.
- But I will grab a handful of those 5-ounce cups someone carelessly dropped near the trash can.
- These compression shorts are warm, but definitely worth it.
- Cough, cough. Apologies, it’s the dairy!
- Another vehicle. The shoulder is narrow; I’ll detour through these tall weeds to stay clear.
- Oh dear! A deceased raccoon. How unfortunate.
- I wonder how the kids are doing again.
- That water volunteer must be sweltering in this heat. Poor thing.
- What should I buy for the kids’ teachers as year-end gifts?
- I adore Easter candy.
- Are my shorts causing visible sweat stains?
- I hope everyone here applied sunscreen.
- Am I desperate enough to sip something blue?
- I feel sympathy for that elderly gentleman.
- I’ll mentally catalog our freezer’s contents.
- I would still eat that.
- What was the name of that film where a guy collected dew from leaves to create a single sip?
- Someone has an unpleasant odor. I hope it’s not me.
- I’m growing to dislike these compression shorts.
- The Gods Must Be Crazy!—that’s it!
- I’m feeling good, nearing the finish line. I’m surprised to be ahead of so many women.
- I can’t wait to see my family cheering for me. I wonder if they’ll get emotional when I cross the finish line.
- WHAT????!!!! NO WATER AT THE FINISH LINE???!!!
- I feel embarrassed for asking for water at the finish.
- Where is my family? Oh, they’re in the car waiting to leave. I feel bad for taking so long.
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