It’s no secret that I have a bulk supply of condoms in my hallway closet—open and easily accessible, with a few taken out so that no one is counting. They’re there for anyone who might need them, like grabbing a mint: just take one or two.
My hope is that teenagers will save themselves for someone special, someone who will cherish them deeply, rather than just until their parents return home. However, I understand that maturity takes time and often involves trial and error. While they navigate these waters, I want them to have comprehensive knowledge about sexually transmitted infections, pregnancy, responsibility, empathy, and accountability. That’s why I believe in providing free and easy access to condoms. The only method safer than using a condom is abstinence, and let’s face it—most young people aren’t keen on that option.
The idea of keeping a large stash of condoms originated when my daughter began developing a crush on her incredibly attractive friend, Jake. He was bright, fit, charming, and adored by all the parents—including us. Despite his popularity, he was still just a kid in my eyes, having known him since kindergarten.
One day, I discovered he carried a “purity promise card”—a pledge to abstain from sex until marriage. I was taken aback. “YOUR WHAT???” I exclaimed. He confidently presented the card, signed by both him and a priest, believing it would protect him from temptation.
I felt compelled to intervene. “Listen, I have something for you, just in case. I’ll be right back,” I said, rushing up the stairs to retrieve a condom. As I returned, my daughter’s protests echoed down the hall, warning him of my impending ‘sex-ed tornado.’
“Your promise is admirable,” I said, attempting to mask my horror with humor. “But please take this. One hot summer night in the back of a minivan, that promise card might not hold up as well as you think. Just keep it—better safe than sorry, right?”
News of my generous offer spread, leading to a stream of teenagers stopping by, ostensibly to borrow a book or equipment, but in reality, to discreetly snag a condom. Over the years, the box began to dwindle. By the time my daughter reached her senior year, many of her friends knew where to go for their contraceptive needs.
“Mom, you have no idea how embarrassing it is that everyone comes to me for condoms when I’m still a VIRGIN! It’s pathetic!” she lamented one day.
“Patience, dear. It won’t last forever. You’re headed to college soon, and I’ll get you your own bulk box to take with you. It’ll be worth the wait, I promise. Should I make you a card?”
In addition to providing condoms, it’s essential to educate young adults about responsible sexual behavior. For those looking to explore options for family planning or fertility, resources like this article on home insemination kits and these supplements can be very helpful. For more comprehensive information on pregnancy and related topics, check out this resource.
In summary, maintaining a supply of condoms at home is about more than just safety; it’s about empowering teenagers with knowledge and access to make responsible choices.
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