As we age, our patience for certain behaviors tends to wear thin. Here are eight things I find increasingly difficult to tolerate:
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Time Mismanagement
I have no interest in watching your wedding video. Remember when I traveled across the country to celebrate with you? I would rather reminisce on my own terms than sit through your lengthy montage. If I ever feel the need to revisit that night, I’ll ask. -
Lack of Courtesy in Lines
You’ve placed your order at the deli; now please step aside to allow others to order as well. You won’t lose any time by moving to the side, yet your insistence on hogging the counter feels unnecessary. Just step back and let others have a turn. -
Encroaching Personal Space
To the gas station attendant, I intentionally position my hand just below yours while collecting my change to avoid any contact. It’s not personal; I simply prefer not to touch strangers. -
Inauthentic Apologies
Are you aware of what “disingenuous” means? Apologizing repeatedly for checking your phone at dinner doesn’t make it any better. If you need to text, just do it—no need for constant apologies that I don’t believe. -
Noisy Eating
To the popcorn enthusiast at the movie theater, please ease up on the snack. Your loud munching makes it difficult to enjoy the film, and it’s distracting. If you can’t manage to eat quietly, I might suggest a feed bag. -
Slow Decision-Making
To the individual at the Taco Bell drive-thru, you should have your order ready by now. Taco Bell’s menu hasn’t changed in ages, so there’s really no need to take five minutes to decide what to get. -
Using Friendship for Convenience
To the friend who hasn’t reached out in over a year, if you need a favor, just ask upfront. Pretending to catch up before revealing your true intention is less genuine, and I’m far more likely to help if you’re honest from the start. -
Poor Communication
Don’t text me “what’s up” right after I call and you miss it. Either return my call or stick to your story of having missed my call. It’s frustrating and feels insincere.
In summary, as we navigate life, certain behaviors become less tolerable. It’s essential to communicate effectively and respect each other’s time and space. For those considering options for starting a family, resources like Make a Mom’s Insemination Kits and Cryobaby’s Kits offer valuable information. Additionally, WebMD provides excellent guidance on pregnancy and home insemination.
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