Parenting Insights
By Laura Bennett
Updated: Aug. 21, 2015
Originally Published: Feb. 9, 2013
If you’ve ever felt like your toddler hails from a distant galaxy, you’re not alone. Communication between adults and toddlers can often feel like a profound cultural divide. With only a few moments of peace to reflect, I find myself contemplating the nuances of our interactions, even if they are ultimately unresolvable.
The “translations” between my child and I can be perplexing. It’s akin to ordering a beverage in Paris while speaking in a language completely foreign to the locals. For all I know, the person I’m addressing believes I’m inquiring about purchasing a unicorn with a polka-dot saddle. Who even rides unicorns these days?
Consider these examples:
What I say: Please tidy up your toys.
What my toddler hears: Let’s have a car rally and empty the entire toy bin onto the floor.
What I say: Please finish your dinner.
What my toddler hears: Drive your broccoli and carrots around the table, up your arm, and over your forehead. Then meow like a kitten for four minutes straight.
What I say: Get dressed.
What my toddler hears: Absolutely nothing at all.
What I say: Stop touching that.
What my toddler hears: Please continue to touch that item.
What I say: Don’t leap off the stairs.
What my toddler hears: That was thrilling! Next time, try a tuck-and-roll into a somersault and crash into the dining room table.
What I say: Please share with your sibling.
What my toddler hears: Never, ever let her have that toy. Keep it safe at all costs, as if it’s the last toy on Earth.
What I say: No.
What my toddler hears: Ask me repeatedly until I change my mind.
What I say: Put on your shoes, please.
What my toddler hears: Remove your shirt and place your pants on your head.
Perhaps I should consider relocating to another planet. If there’s any life out there, the communication challenges will likely mirror those of parenting. I can imagine asking the same question repeatedly and witnessing some rather unconventional fashion choices, like wearing pants on their head and fedoras on their feet.
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In summary, the communication gap between parents and toddlers can often feel insurmountable, characterized by a unique interpretation of words that diverges significantly from our intended meaning. Understanding this dynamic can help parents navigate the complexities of toddler interactions while fostering patience and creativity in parenting.
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