Attention, everyone: ALL MEN URINATE IN THE SHOWER. Regardless of what your partner may have told you, the reality is that he has, at some point, relieved himself in your shower. This behavior isn’t confined to just showers; it extends to oceans, swimming pools, public fountains, and even random sinks. However, let us focus on the shower for now.
Once upon a time, showering while urinating was a straightforward affair. The tub was pristine, devoid of any obstructions, and I could simply step in, close my eyes, and let it flow. Fast forward to the past eight years, and the pleasure of this simple act has evaporated. (Unless I’m at a hotel or a friend’s place—sorry, guys!)
Now, my shower routine has evolved to include an additional step:
- STEP 1: REMOVE CLOTHES
- STEP 2: URINATE
- STEP 3: SHOWER
Notice the complication? Previously, it was simply:
- STEP 1: REMOVE CLOTHES
- STEP 2: URINATE/SHOWER
So, what has disrupted my showering bliss? The children. Yes, those adorable yet relentless beings who emerge so sweet and innocent, only to transform into relentless dream-crushers. The presence of kids has added an unwelcome extra step to my daily routine, which is frustrating.
It’s quite the challenge to urinate in the shower when the bathtub is cluttered with toys. Those sticky letter shapes? Check. Rubber duckies? Check. Kitchen bowls, dog toys, mixing spoons—you name it, it’s likely found its way into the bathtub. I once discovered a pork chop in there. Over the years, I’ve often pondered how I might navigate around the toys; I reasoned that the water would wash them off. However, I typically talked myself out of it.
This morning, however, brought an unexpected delight. Upon entering the bathroom, still half asleep and rubbing my eyes, I peered down to find the bathtub completely empty—no toys in sight. A wave of excitement washed over me, and I felt a sly smile form. But, just as swiftly as that joy emerged, it vanished when I realized… I had already urinated before stepping into the shower.
Another victory for the kids.
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In summary, while children bring joy and fulfillment, they also add layers of complexity to even the simplest routines. As parents, we often find ourselves adapting to these changes, sometimes at the cost of our own small pleasures.
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