During my recent book tour, I was so preoccupied with avoiding wardrobe malfunctions on television appearances and other events that I completely overlooked the importance of promoting my reading at a local bookstore scheduled for 7 PM.
Arriving at the venue at 6:45 PM, I was greeted by an empty room. Yes, completely devoid of any attendees. When I glanced outside at 6:55 PM, I spotted only two individuals in the audience—elderly patrons who, clearly unaware of my presence, were simply seeking a tranquil spot to rest. Not exactly the turnout I had envisioned!
Fortunately, a few more people did arrive, sparing me from an evening entirely spent engaging with strangers who were not even related to me. However, addressing an expansive room with a mere ten listeners was undeniably a humbling experience, one I hope to avoid in the future. So, if I happen to be in your area, please come out to see me; I promise to promote my events better this time.
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In summary, my book tour experience was not quite what I had hoped for, but it serves as a reminder of the importance of preparation and promotion. I look forward to connecting with more readers in the future!
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