Tag: humor
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I Used to Be a Patient Person…Until I Became a Parent
Get Pregnant Fast There was a time when patience was my strong suit. Seriously. I could stand in a long line at my favorite coffee shop without breaking a sweat, and slow drivers on the road didn’t ruffle my feathers. I was never bothered by my partner’s lengthy anecdotes, and the sight of his clothes…
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Why I Stopped Punishing My Child for Using Profanity
Get Pregnant Fast Hearing my seven-year-old son, Max, drop an f-bomb in front of me is certainly uncomfortable. It all started last year when he began expressing his frustration with colorful language. The first incident occurred at dinner. My father was at the table with the kids, as usual. I was serving up some spaghetti…
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Confession Time: Why You Should Dive into These Honest Admissions
Get Pregnant Fast Confession: I have this nagging fear that if I were to fall into a coma, no one would take care of my unruly chin hairs, allowing them to grow into a full-blown beard. Now, this isn’t exactly a secret confession—hey there, I’m Jordan Mitchell, and I have a chin hair dilemma—but sharing…
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Mindy Kaling’s Makeup-Free Mom’s Night Out: The Ultimate Relatable Experience
Get Pregnant Fast Can we all agree on a fundamental level that having Mindy Kaling as a best friend would be a dream come true? She’s hilariously witty, exceptionally talented, and has portrayed some of television’s most beloved characters. Recently, she embraced her identity as a new mom to daughter Katherine by having an effortlessly…
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20 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Capture the ‘Delights’ of Pregnancy
Get Pregnant Fast There are women who proclaim their love for pregnancy, but let’s be real—do we believe them? Sure, the journey of bringing a new life into the world is awe-inspiring, but it’s not without its share of, let’s say, less-than-glamorous moments. What was your favorite part of being pregnant? The relentless nausea? The…
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Why a Woman’s Mind is Always in Motion
Get Pregnant Fast As the cold grips us well into spring, I find myself on the verge of losing it. The Minnesota winter seems endless, and I can almost hear the collective prayers for a reprieve from April snowstorms. This time of year brings a host of challenges—depression, seasonal affective disorder, anxiety—it’s all there, knocking…
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5 Reasons I Prefer Parenting Teenagers Over Toddlers
Get Pregnant Fast When I first held my daughter after an emergency C-section, I was overwhelmed. My body had endured so much, and as I looked at my newborn, I felt a wave of panic. I wasn’t prepared for motherhood. Having never owned a pet and struggling to keep houseplants alive, I felt utterly unqualified.…