When it comes to my parenting approach, I often find myself in a balancing act akin to Goldilocks. I’m not the strict Tiger Mom, nor do I hover like a Helicopter Parent. While I maintain a relatively relaxed attitude towards many aspects of parenting, I wouldn’t classify myself as a Free-Range Parent either. I aim for that sweet spot right in the middle. Or at least, that’s my intention.
However, the reality is that I can sometimes slip into the role of a Softie Parent. It’s not uncommon for me to allow my kids to bounce on the couch or toss balls around the living room. I don’t strictly prohibit swearing—as long as it’s not hurtful—and my rules around screen time are quite lenient. With my love for sweets, there’s always a stash of junk food lurking in our pantry. It’s a fun and lively atmosphere at home… until it spirals out of control.
Before I know it, my usually sweet children morph into little monsters, whining about not having ice cream after dinner and insisting that five hours of video games is barely enough. Their moods shift, and they become irritable and unpleasant to be around. My partner and I exchange glances of disbelief that silently ask, who are these wild children? At that moment, it hits me: I’ve crossed the line into full-on Softie Parent territory.
Bedtimes, once firm, become flexible until they vanish entirely. What started as an occasional treat post-dinner turns into a free-for-all of sugary delights. My relaxed stance on swearing and screen time transforms my kids into sugar-fueled, foul-mouthed zombies.
But let’s be clear—this isn’t because I’m lazy. I may be many things, but lazy isn’t one of them. My Softie Parent demeanor doesn’t stem from a lack of love or involvement; it often arises from the whirlwind of life. Busy work schedules can consume my time, and before I know it, hours slip by while the TV is on. My spouse and I might intend to have special outings with the kids—fun dinners, movie nights, or spontaneous trips to the local arcade. And then there are those moments when I find myself stress-eating sweets and feel hypocritical trying to enforce rules around them for the kids.
Regardless of the cause, the emergence of Softie Parent never ends well. It doesn’t take long for my children to transform from playful and lively kids into indulged, screaming, and unruly little tyrants. I don’t relish being the “bad guy,” but I’m always ready to step up as Mean Mom when necessary. Unfortunately, that usually happens only once Softie Parent has lost all control, and the kids are devouring candy and chips while watching movies at ungodly hours. Kidding… mostly.
Reining in the Softie Parent phase is never enjoyable for anyone involved. We all undergo a period of adjustment as we shift back to a more structured routine. Bedtimes get reinstated, video game time is cut off, and the junk food gets tucked away. Gradually, we return to a sense of normalcy. The kids become more rested, less whiny, and better behaved, while I adapt to being the “mean mom” from time to time. We settle into a healthier—though perhaps less exciting—routine.
If you’ve noticed that things have gotten a bit out of hand lately, take heart. Being a Softie Parent doesn’t mean you’re a bad or lazy parent; it simply signifies that you’re a loving and adaptable parent who sometimes lets things slide—after all, it can be a lot more fun. You’re not causing lasting harm or creating entitled brats, and it’s entirely possible to regain control (even if it involves some whining, complaints, and perhaps a sugar detox). You will rediscover your parenting rhythm, and everything will eventually fall back into place.
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Summary
Recognizing when you’ve become a Softie Parent can be a wake-up call. It often leads to chaotic situations where boundaries are blurred, resulting in unruly behavior from your kids. Despite good intentions, the transition into a more structured routine can be necessary for maintaining balance in family life. Embracing the role of “Mean Mom” occasionally can help restore order, guiding your kids back to well-behaved and happier versions of themselves.